Tuesday, 5 December 2017
A Sandwich Short of a Picnic
Have you ever dreamt you are a sandwich?
If so, what sandwich were you?
If it was a dainty triangular cheese and cucumber sandwich then you are probably from the English aristocracy and well-to-do; or aspire to such a position. You probably drink tea with your little finger sticking out whilst holding the cup.
According to an article I read, you can tell what sort of person you are by the kind of sandwich you dream.
If you dream you're a cheese and pickle sandwich you're probably not so aristocratic in Britain, and maybe you drink your tea from a mug.
If you dream you're a peanut butter and jelly (jam) sandwich then you are probably American and proud of it.
If you're a burger sandwich/bun with lettuce and cheese and other relish, you're probably too busy in life and eat on-the-go.
If you're a ham, sausage, chorizo, salami, mortadella, luncheon meat or other such type of sandwich then you are a strong no-nonsense carnivore.
If you are a boiled egg with mayonnaise sandwich, (possibly with cress or salad), then you aspire to greatness but can at times be self-opinionated.
If you are a chocolate spread sandwich then you are good natured and kind with an optimistic outlook on life.
If you're a bacon sandwich, with ketchup or brown sauce, you are probably British. Bacon, cheese and egg is the American version. Also bacon, lettuce and tomato.
There are many other varieties and variations of sandwiches.
So ... what sandwich do you dream you are? Let us know what you are, and we'll check on your personality.
Personally, I like peanut butter and raisins sandwich. I spread the peanut butter on the slice of bread then carefully place, one by one, enough raisins in straight rows; they should be equidistant from each other, (I use a ruler for this), before covering it with another slice of bread. Then I cut it in four squares of exactly the same size.
I suppose that makes me a fruity nut!