Monday, 31 December 2018

Happy Gnu Year

Wishing you a Happy and Healthy Gnu Year
and may you always have
clean socks.
I have made a Gnu Year resolution and I would like you all to join in too.

This year, my resolution is to laugh more and louder.

To laugh more and louder each day. Wouldn't it be fun if you all joined in too?

Because laughter is infectious you know. It is good for you.

Laughter releases dolphins within your diagram; 
near you belly button,
and they tickle you from inside and make you feel good.

A laugh starts to build up inside you, and it goes up your asparagus,
and then it comes out as a loud noise from a hole in your head.

From anywhere else and you're in real trouble!!!

They say laughter is the best medicine, you know.

Better than a suppository anyhow.

What would you rather have?
A good chuckle and a giggle?
Or someone putting something up your bottom?

You know ... I visit an old lady every now and then ...
The other day I noticed she had a suppository in her ear.
As politely as I could I pointed it out to hear.
She said, "I wonder where I put my hearing aid!"

So there you have it ...
Laughter I mean ... not the suppository ... or the hearing aid ...

Laughter will make you happy ... I tell you.

There are too many people these days going around with long faces
like they have a permanent bad smell under their nose.

The slightest thing and they get upset and angry.
Like the traffic warden I met the other day ...
He got angry with me because I parked the car in the wrong place.
He shouted at me and waved his fist in the air ...

... How was I to know I'd parked the car on his foot?

So this year I have resolved to laugh more.

Not to let things get me down. Especially in an elevator.

I'll spread cheer and happiness wherever I go. 

I'll walk the streets and make funny faces at people. 
That will cheer them up, don't you think?

I've already got two followers who agree with me ...
... they are following me right now wearing white coats
and carrying large butterfly nets ...

I'll post more humourous posts to cheer you all up.

I hope you'll like them. And if you do ...

If you do like them ... I hope you'll tell others about them too.

Tell your readers on your Blogs. 
So more people can come here and join in the laughter and chuckles and giggles.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we all spread the laughter throughout the world?

We can, you know ... spread laughter everywhere.

Imagine how wonderful this world would be if we all laughed 
all the time.

Ladies like to laugh ... you know ... they do ...
Women laugh a lot at small things ... pity that ... but that's how it is!

So whether you laugh at small things or big ones ...
Let's join together and laugh more throughout the year.

30 comments:

  1. Happy New Year, Victor!


    Hey....your name is a proclamation.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Wishing you all the best in the New Year and always, Sandi.

      God bless.

      Delete
  2. What the world needs now isn't just love …. it's more LAUGHTER! There are far too many sourpusses walking about. Happy New Year to you and yours, Victor!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes indeed Mevely. There are so many miserable people around these days that they make Victor Hugo's book read like a comedy. Let's laugh together in 2019.

      God bless you my friend.

      Delete
  3. Dear Victor,
    May we walk closer to God in the coming year. Happy 2019!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It's great to see you visiting here again Caitlynne. Why don't you visit more often? Now here's a New Year resolution for you.

      God bless you always.

      Delete
  4. Happy New Year, Victor, and thanks for all the laughs!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Best wishes to you and yours, Terri; and laughter too.

      God bless you all.

      Delete
  5. Thankfully there are funny and wonderful people like you Victor who make our days brighter and happier...thank you.
    I do not make New Year Resolutions very often but I will make one here and now to keep visiting your blog. It is a pleasure to see what your amazing mind will create and what beautiful thoughts about God you will share with us.

    May You and Your Loved Ones Have a Very Happy, Healthy and Safe New Year in 2019 ~

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What a lovely and kind thing to say, Jan. Thank you so much. I would really appreciate your visits here so we can share together a moment of joy and laughter; and also share some Christian thoughts too.

      I enjoy visiting your Blog, Jan; and would recommend it to all.

      May God bless you and yours in 2019 and beyond.

      Delete
    2. Thank you Victor... God's Blessings 💮 ✝

      Delete
    3. It's a pleasure seeing you here, Jan.

      God bless.

      Delete
  6. Here's to lots of laughter in 2019, Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes indeed, I hope so Christine. I'll try my best to make my readers laugh.

      God bless you always.

      Delete
  7. Happy New Year, Victor! I pray your new year is filled with laughter and especially joy!
    Blessings, My Friend!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It is so nice to see you here again, Lulu. I thought you had forgotten me.

      I wish you the greatest of happiness in the New Year; and above all, good health and plenty of laughter.

      God bless you always.

      Delete
  8. Fantastic resolution for the year, Victor, and one I know you can and will keep! Thanks for always injecting laughter into all of our lives, my friend.
    Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hi Martha,

      I hope and pray I shall be able to keep this New year's resolution. Please join me and others in laughter and smiles all year through and beyond.

      God bless you and your my friend.

      Delete
  9. Hello Victor, Your post today will have me smiling all day long. Great! Happy New Year to you! Thank you for your blog and blessings! God bless you! John

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hello John,

      It really is a pleasure to see you visiting me here. I'll try my best to spread smiles where I can. Why don't you join us more often and encourage others to visit here too.

      Wishing you all the best for 2019.

      God bless.

      Delete
  10. Laughter is free, so let's spread it around and add our smiles to it.
    Wishing you the best for 2019! Stay healthy and laugh a lot, my friend!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you Bill. It is good to laugh and it makes me happy when people do so. So let's tell everyone to join us here in 2019.

      Wishing you the best of health and happiness my friend. God bless you and yours.

      Delete
  11. I love a great laugh! Some of my favorite ways is watching old comedies from the 50s and earlier and of course reading this blog.😊

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm so glad this Blog gives you a smile, Regina. Please call here again soon, and invite your friends too so we can share a laugh and a giggle.

      God bless you all in 2019 and for ever.

      Delete
  12. Thank you for the times of laughter you bring! Blessings to you and your family this New Year!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you Bettie. It's really nice to see you here. Let us resolve to visit each other more often this year.

      God bless you and your family always. Happy 2019.

      Delete
  13. Replies
    1. Thank you Kathy. I hope you and your readers will visit us here often in the Gnu Year to share in the laughter.

      God bless you always.

      Delete
  14. Here's to a lot of smiles and laughter in 2019.
    Happy New Year Wishes Victor.

    All the best Jan

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you Jan. I hope to do my best this year in the Laughter Department.

      Best wishes to you and yours for the New Year.

      God bless.

      Delete

I PRAY FOR ALL WHO COMMENT HERE.

God bless you.