Monday, 24 February 2014
NO WORRIES MATE !!!
I know what it's like being a hard working housewife with umpteen jobs to do and no time to do it in. And the big kangaroo just sits there fillin' his belly with amber nectar and watching England being beaten at cricket on the TV.
Nothin' wrong with the amber nectar, mind. One of the best things to come from Australia. I like a can or three ma'self.
Nothin' wrong with England losing at cricket either ... they just get used to it in time!
Another good thing from Australia is me of course. I've spent the last few dog years living with my dear nephew in England and now the poor fella has written a book about me.
I was hopin' for a share of the royalties but the silly wallaby has gone and offered the book FREE to you ma darlin's.
I tell you ... FREE !!!
He needs his head tested with my rolling pin ...
Yet it's true ...
You can download the book called "NO WORRIES MATE !!!" for FREE from HERE
Those of you who like readin' on KINDLE can get your copy for a tiny charge from HERE
HAPPY READIN' FELLAS. AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
Y'er Aunt Gertrude from Adelaide Australia.