I am sorry to tell you folks that I am writing this post from my hospital bed. The doctors say I am OK; albeit a bit ruff ... ruff ...ruff ...
OK ... enough with the dog jokes already. Here is what happened.
A friend told me that the quickest way to lose weight is to eat those dog food pellets you get at the supermarket.
Apparently, dog pellets have all the necessary nutrients and vitamins and minerals one needs. All you have to do is load your pockets with a few of them and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete and it
works well; so I gave it a try.
All went well for a week or so until yesterday. I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt
and a car hit me.
Hey it's good to laugh, Steve. And it is great to see you visiting me here. Why don't you visit more often and tell others about this Blog so we can laugh together.
I am sorry to tell you folks that I am writing this post from my hospital bed. The doctors say I am OK; albeit a bit ruff ... ruff ...ruff ...
Oh, Dear God....
ReplyDeleteAlso ... I keep scratching my ears with my legs!!!
DeleteGod bless you, Sandi.
Ruff weekend, Victor!!
ReplyDeleteIndeed Terri. Ruff ... Ruff ...
DeleteGod bless you.
oh dear
ReplyDeleteIt's embarrassing having to lift my leg ...
DeleteGod bless, Christine.
Oh my, you didn't read the warning label.
ReplyDeleteAll the label said is "Promotes healthy skin and coat, strong teeth and bones." Unfortunately, my raincoat is all dirty from the car tracks.
DeleteGod bless you, JoeH. Keep smiling.
I'm rolling on the floor here
ReplyDeleteGoing some will come scratch my belly
Good bless...
Hey it's good to laugh, Steve. And it is great to see you visiting me here. Why don't you visit more often and tell others about this Blog so we can laugh together.
DeleteGod bless you always.
LOL! Victor, you are absolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHow nice to see you here again Tai. Thank you. Tell others to join us here too for a good laugh every now and then. Let me know if you have a Blog.
DeleteGod bless you, Tai.
Too funny, Victor! That will teach you to mess with a poddle. Should have left it alone. :)
ReplyDeleteYou're right Bill. Nearly hurt my back bending so low.
DeleteGod bless you.
Soooo funny you are!
ReplyDeleteBut I'd be lying if I said I'm not weighing the consequences of trying a few kibbles v. calorie-laden chips. :)
When you read the ingredients, you find there's nothing harmful in dog food pellets or biscuits. So glad I made you smile, Mevely.
DeleteGod bless you.
You've gone to the dogs, Victor! Lol! This was just too funny, my friend.
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
I did promise more laughter for the New Year, Martha. I hope I can continue on this promise. Glad you enjoyed today's offering.
DeleteGod bless you always.
Oh no.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't sound very appetizing.
It was ... not.
DeleteGod bless you, Happyone.
I tried a dog food kibble once, but was smart enough to stop after one :-)
ReplyDeleteJust as well you did not go out for a walk ...
DeleteGod bless you, Kathy.
I wouldn't worry until your start lifting your leg on the fire hydrant! Funny, Victor!
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
I did worse, Lulu. I started licking peoples' faces on the bus.
DeleteGod bless you always.