According to you, we aliens from outer-space do exist. This message is to deny such erroneous claims. We assure you we do not exist.
You have claimed that we have visited your planet several times over a period stretching millions of years.
We have been credited, and accused, of many things by your people.
You said that we have built, or help build, the Pyramids, Stonehenge, the Eiffel Tower and other large structures found scattered throughout your planet. Your default thinking seems to be: if you don't understand it then aliens from outer space must have built it.
We have also been falsely accused of several abductions of your earthling inhabitants.
Over the years the pattern of your stories never changes. We abduct an individual, put him on a hospital table and dissect him into small pieces to see what is inside, put him back together again, and release him back to tell the tale - not forgetting to give him a tour of our space ship before letting him go.
It is always the same story. Abduct, dissect, stitch together perfectly with no visible signs of any cuts, tour of spaceship and release.
We have not advanced one iota in our medical and scientific research. It is always cut and stitch back.
After many so-called abductions we always make the same stupid mistake of releasing our victims; never having occurred to us that they might well talk about their experiences.
We've even been accused of turning a man into French fried potatoes; and a woman into a male squirrel. We categorically refute the second allegation. The first incident cannot be verified because the man's wife ate all the French fries without realising they were her husband - so she says.
Of course, we speak perfect English which we have learnt by listening to records of Elvis Presley and the sound of singing whales.
Many of you claim to have seen us and seen our spaceships.
It is almost always the same description. The spaceship is either saucer-shaped, cigar-shaped or a bright globe of light. The three least aero-dynamic shapes to travel at speed through space.
The inside of our spaceship is always described the same way. Bright, clean, clinical and so on.
We always look the same according to your descriptions. Large forehead, narrow face and small chin, and enormous eyes.
The evidence of our existence is often based on blurred pictures and incomprehensible sounds on very old magnetic tapes.You seem incapable of handling a good camera or recording equipment.
This is to let you know that we are a figment of your imagination. Or most probably, you are a figment of our imagination.