Saturday, 20 February 2021

Message Received From Outer-Space

 

This is an Inter-Gallactic Communication from ZR69 to the inhabitants of planet Earth. The sole purpose of this message is to clarify certain points which you have claimed.

According to you, we aliens from outer-space do exist. This message is to deny such erroneous claims. We assure you we do not exist.

You have claimed that we have visited your planet several times over a period stretching millions of years.

We have been credited, and accused, of many things by your people.

You said that we have built, or help build, the Pyramids, Stonehenge, the Eiffel Tower and other large structures found scattered throughout your planet. Your default thinking seems to be: if you don't understand it then aliens from outer space must have built it.

We have also been falsely accused of several abductions of your earthling inhabitants. 

Over the years the pattern of your stories never changes. We abduct an individual, put him on a hospital table and dissect him into small pieces to see what is inside, put him back together again, and release him back to tell the tale - not forgetting to give him a tour of our space ship before letting him go.

It is always the same story. Abduct, dissect, stitch together perfectly with no visible signs of any cuts, tour of spaceship and release.

We have not advanced one iota in our medical and scientific research. It is always cut and stitch back.

After many so-called abductions we always make the same stupid mistake of releasing our victims; never having occurred to us that they might well talk about their experiences. 

We've even been accused of turning a man into French fried potatoes; and a woman into a male squirrel. We categorically refute the second allegation. The first incident cannot be verified because the man's wife ate all the French fries without realising they were her husband - so she says.

Of course, we speak perfect English which we have learnt by listening to records of Elvis Presley and the sound of singing whales.

Many of you claim to have seen us and seen our spaceships. 

It is almost always the same description. The spaceship is either saucer-shaped, cigar-shaped or a bright globe of light. The three least aero-dynamic shapes to travel at speed through space. 

The inside of our spaceship is always described the same way. Bright, clean, clinical and so on. 

We always look the same according to your descriptions. Large forehead, narrow face and small chin, and enormous eyes.

The evidence of our existence is often based on blurred pictures and incomprehensible sounds on very old magnetic tapes.You seem incapable of handling a good camera or recording equipment.

This is to let you know that we are a figment of your imagination. Or most probably, you are a figment of our imagination.

21 comments:

  1. Well I sure hope they aren't real because I have flying and I am claustrophobic and do not want to be trapped in a flying saucer of any shape. I just want good ol' mother Earth under my feet.
    Now time travel I would look into that.

    God Bless Victor ✝

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    1. No, I don't think outer-space aliens are real. There may be other life forms "out there" but so far away they would not be able to visit us considering the price of fuel these days.

      God bless you, Jan.

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  2. ...in my mind all of this alien stuff is a bunch hooey.

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  3. Dearest Victor,
    Guess, throughout history people have talked about many mysteries and always will.
    Soon enough we will know if there ever existed some form of life on Mars.
    The universe being endless, does not exclude any other form of life elsewhere.
    Hugs,
    Mariette

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    1. I understand that with an endless universe there may well be some other life form elsewhere. I do not believe that they have visited us though.

      God bless, Mariette.

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  4. It's all "alien" to me, Victor. Lol!
    Blessings!

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  5. I'm shaking my head and, at the same time, realizing how plausible this is. (Well, maybe not the squirrel.)
    I can't wait to find out ... someday!

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    1. Oh yes ... it's true ... they did turn a woman into a male squirrel. She told me so. I saw her in the supermarket buying nuts. She said nuts were expensive for this time of year.

      God bless, Mevely.

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  6. :D "...We assure you we do not exist...."

    Excellent!

    On several levels.

    On a serious level - which as such may not be quite as important as others - I've speculated that a "...we do not exist..." attitude may explain why we **haven't** been contacted by extraterrestrial diplomats, anthropologists, used spaceship dealers and sideshow operators.

    Humans are, as a group, social, chatty and **loud.** Maybe that's not the only option for free-willed self-aware creatures who have physical bodies.

    Maybe - just maybe - we've got neighbors. Maybe as close as the nearby planetary systems. And maybe, now that our em/radio broadcasts are starting to reach them, they're desperately hoping we'll turn down the volume.

    Think a community of senior citizens, with a college fraternity house as a new neighbor. ;)

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    1. I think that's my point, Brian; albeit I am not sure what my point is.

      As I see it, if aliens exist, and they have visited us, and helped us build the pyramids, Stonehenge and other large structures that man alone could not have built using the limited technology of the time. Then why have these aliens left? Why bother help mere humans (with limited ability at the time) then pack their bags and leave? Why not conquer the earth then when we had no means of defence apart from arrows and spears?

      And if they are visiting us now with their advanced technologies, what is their purpose? I'd guess it would be easy for them to conquer the world if they have the technology to travel light years to come here. Or are they just visiting us to have a curious look? Like you and I visiting the zoo every now and then?

      God bless, Brian.

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  7. If there is life on another planet, I think the people on earth would want to fight them instead of trying to learn more about them and the universe which we are part of.

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    1. Yes that's right. Aggression is our first attempt at peace.

      God bless, Bill.

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  8. I think there may well be other forms of life out there somewhere

    Happy Weekend Wishes

    All the best Jan

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    1. Probably right, Jan. But have they visited us? I need to buy some biscuits just in case.

      Best wishes always. God bless.

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  9. Is it just me or am I just too “spacey” to get it? It is the squirrel story that puzzled me so? Seriously, I do believe the truth is out there somewhere. I would not be surprised if aliens do exist. Blessings

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    1. The truth is out there ... squirrels are aliens from outer space! So are French fries potatoes ... broccoli too!

      Keep smiling Nells. God bless.

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  10. While it might be nice to find out we are a figment of their imaginations, i much prefer to believe that aliens are smart enough that they have avoided us.

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    1. Yes, probably right. They avoid us because they don't like our TV programs. A reflection of our lives.

      God bless, Mimi.

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