tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post2502168163036753135..comments2024-03-28T18:17:29.556-07:00Comments on TIME FOR REFLECTIONS: More Scientific FactsVictor S E Moubarakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-22740387790570282072012-12-30T16:41:11.992-08:002012-12-30T16:41:11.992-08:00A cat's litter box is the best place to hide o...A cat's litter box is the best place to hide one's treasures. A thief would never look there.<br /><br />Before we go out, we normally throw all the contents of the drawers on the floor, we tip over all chairs and take off the pictures from the wall and put them on the floor. If we have a break-in the thief will think we've already been burgled and he'd leave us alone.<br /><br />By the way Mary, I should re-advertise my cat book "Feline Catastrophes". Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-71976688590987161342012-12-30T15:59:44.987-08:002012-12-30T15:59:44.987-08:00Cats are strange little creatures - mine guards he...Cats are strange little creatures - mine guards her litter box against thieves... <br /><br />Victor, after reading about your cat over the years I'm inclined to believe he did it on purpose.Mary N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618318192221168152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-64919061993874440122012-12-30T15:52:26.135-08:002012-12-30T15:52:26.135-08:00Poor Dasher...he always did get the short end of t...Poor Dasher...he always did get the short end of the stick.Mary N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618318192221168152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-64460578639705052882012-12-30T15:34:52.204-08:002012-12-30T15:34:52.204-08:00umm.... that is definitely worseumm.... that is definitely worseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-13685936187766555582012-12-30T15:31:36.056-08:002012-12-30T15:31:36.056-08:00Not Rudolph!!!Not Rudolph!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-63893980259994892752012-12-30T15:21:45.713-08:002012-12-30T15:21:45.713-08:00Talking of cats reminds me ...
When we had some s...Talking of cats reminds me ...<br /><br />When we had some snow our neighbour ran out of grit and sand to put on his drive way, so he put the grit you buy for the cat's litter box instead. My cat kindly obliged and left him little presents all over the drive way.Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-22591488086188445572012-12-30T15:18:05.067-08:002012-12-30T15:18:05.067-08:00Which one was it? Rudolph? Or one of the others?Which one was it? Rudolph? Or one of the others?Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-19504034254512892342012-12-30T15:15:50.795-08:002012-12-30T15:15:50.795-08:00I certainly do. I certainly do. Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-45988956074910274742012-12-30T14:50:26.045-08:002012-12-30T14:50:26.045-08:00Thank you, Melanie...lol. I'm sure my nightmar...Thank you, Melanie...lol. I'm sure my nightmares will fill in the rest nicely :)<br /><br />I hate to say it, Victor, but...Melanie won this round.<br /><br />After all this, I guess I won't tell you that my dogs dig for "chocolate candy with sprinkles" in the kitty litter box...Mary N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618318192221168152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-67618927215865502122012-12-30T14:24:33.224-08:002012-12-30T14:24:33.224-08:00Mary.. I am putting off writing my next post.. so ...Mary.. I am putting off writing my next post.. so I will tell my story. Picture a plastic lined trunk (boot for Victor's sake) with a huge deer stuffed inside, ropes tying the hood down with the deer's head dangling at an odd angle outside, tongue out of it's mouth of course. A neighbouring farmer helped my husband lift the heavy carcass. This particular deer was not fresh so the hind quarters went to our dogs and the rest to our pigs. They gorged themselves, turning to my husband and grunting with joy and thanksgiving as the ate EVERYTHING.. and I mean absolutely everything. I will leave the rest to your nightmaresAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-85422234586485007412012-12-30T14:14:53.802-08:002012-12-30T14:14:53.802-08:00 Monica...Do you know what the Americans bragged ... Monica...Do you know what the Americans bragged about after a U.S. football game? A chicken in a duck in a huge turkey with all six legs jutting out-three on each side. Then the huge hulks called football players dove in eating caveman style.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-4597855253069189012012-12-30T14:02:19.215-08:002012-12-30T14:02:19.215-08:00"For example people could scrape all the bugs..."For example people could scrape all the bugs and flies off their motor grill and windscreen and they'd make a lovely crunchy salad or just as delicious fried in butter."<br /><br />Great crouton recipe for salads, Victor. Especially for people on low carb diets...<br /><br />I'll hold off on the toothpicks for now though. That's one item that is still pretty cheap here. But thanks for the back-up plan!<br /><br />I want to hear Melanie's story (and I bet you do too :)<br /><br />Mary N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618318192221168152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-65740030432315805292012-12-30T12:31:48.178-08:002012-12-30T12:31:48.178-08:00I have a story about that very problem..funny but ...I have a story about that very problem..funny but a bit gross (as the kids would say)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-73066245449816259632012-12-30T12:22:45.145-08:002012-12-30T12:22:45.145-08:00You're right Melanie. Nothing wrong with road ...You're right Melanie. Nothing wrong with road kill. Pheasant ... rabbit ... deer (although the latter is difficult to get in/on the car).<br /><br />God bless.Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-44609062712910799792012-12-30T12:13:28.909-08:002012-12-30T12:13:28.909-08:00it worked Victor... so no worriesit worked Victor... so no worriesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-85019615337865885542012-12-30T12:12:09.997-08:002012-12-30T12:12:09.997-08:00Don't scoff at road kill. I once ate a porcupi...Don't scoff at road kill. I once ate a porcupine that was a fresh road kill. Stuffed and wrapped in bacon. Delicious. I had a friend over who likes to think of himself as a worldly, counter- culture type with his hats, beard, scarf and tweed jacket but he is really very square. I waited till he had eaten and raved about the meat.. then I told him. My husband and I roared with laughter at the look on his face. Mean? no way, simply pay back for all hi braggingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-36018030557092801032012-12-30T11:39:52.065-08:002012-12-30T11:39:52.065-08:00Mary, any roadkill would make a good meal. For exa...Mary, any roadkill would make a good meal. For example people could srape all the bugs and flies off their motor grill and windscreen and they'd make a lovely crunchy salad or just as delicious fried in butter.<br /><br />Here in the UK you often see squashed hedgehogs on the road. Tasty grilled and the spines off their back make lovely toothpicks to clean teeth afterwards. <br /><br />Try making your daughter a piece of lamb rolled into a piece of pork and rolled into beef and tied tightly with string (looks like beef Wellington). Baked in the oven with potatoes. Very tasty and very posh. The bird within a bird doed exist as a meal. You can buy it as a prepared rolled meat in some upper-class butchers here.<br /><br />God bless. Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-48700871179772617672012-12-30T10:39:18.990-08:002012-12-30T10:39:18.990-08:00Hee! Hee! That's disgusting!
Can you put up a...Hee! Hee! That's disgusting! <br />Can you put up a few of your recipes though? You know, just in case we have another apocalypse next year too? Lol.<br /><br />My daughter thought your bird within a bird idea was hilarious! Mary N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618318192221168152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-78972964652103725302012-12-30T08:07:31.003-08:002012-12-30T08:07:31.003-08:00Actually Mary, I'll open a Road Kill Restauran...Actually Mary, I'll open a Road Kill Restaurant called "From your Grill to Ours".<br />People can scrape what's on their car grill and I'll cook it for them. Our chickens have English accents. That's why they say "Cockledeedledoo !!!". When they're hit by a car they say something else altogether.<br /><br />God bless.Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-2574379701782752982012-12-30T08:04:30.005-08:002012-12-30T08:04:30.005-08:00It isn't silly Monica. It's true I tell yo...It isn't silly Monica. It's true I tell you.<br /><br />God bless.Victor S E Moubarakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04280638667651857296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-53138755928564260662012-12-29T18:52:57.746-08:002012-12-29T18:52:57.746-08:00Hic...say what? Free whiskey over here? I knew I c...Hic...say what? Free whiskey over here? I knew I came to the right place. Victor's Roadkill Cafe rocks!<br /><br />Good grief, Victor, even your chickens have accents over there in the UK. They say cockadoodledoo here in the US. Then again, with all those birds in your house maybe a few of them got into your whiskey...<br /><br />Mary N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618318192221168152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100862372880209397.post-60591056974952052342012-12-29T12:46:51.840-08:002012-12-29T12:46:51.840-08:00Such silliness! Ha! Ha! It would be funny to stuf...Such silliness! Ha! Ha! It would be funny to stuff a quail inside of a chicken I cook for my husband!Monica https://www.blogger.com/profile/06880809740306892433noreply@blogger.com