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UBI CARITAS ET AMOR. DEUS IBI EST.
Saturday, 30 May 2026
Wednesday, 27 May 2026
Can someone explain this?
It's been very hot here in the UK - 33*C (92*F) and more.
I was out driving in the country; (because it is easier that riding a skateboard). I noticed on the hills on either side of me many of those so-called windmills or wind turbines. Hundreds of them. It was like a forest of windmills. No doubt there was a real forest here years ago which has now been replaced by these metal trees.
Guess what? None of them were turning round as you'd expect them to.
They were all as still as a dodo. Or as still as a statue, or whatever else is still.
Can you explain to me why in such a hot day the powers-that-be did not turn all these fans on and cool the place a bit?
What is the point of spending a fortune building these monstrosities everywhere and when you need them most they are not switched on?
And guess what again? When it is windy as it sometimes is over here, all the fans are on. Admittedly, they don't go round very fast, but they are on. And no doubt wasting electricity having them on when we don't need them.
Can anyone explain all this to me?
Tuesday, 26 May 2026
How to read all classical literature fast
So many books and so little time to read them all. Have you read Chaucer's Canterbury Tales? The works of Shakespeare, War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, Jane Austin, Bronte, Dickens, Hemingway, Mark Twain and so many more?
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Monday, 25 May 2026
Sapristi Alors!
Our church has one of those huge baptismal fonts made of stone or marble or such like material. Why it’s so big beats me. It’s an old church and I reckon babies in olden times must have been born really big which must have been an ordeal for their poor mothers. Either that or perhaps in olden times they put the whole baby in the font rather than just wet his head.
Anyway, that aside, it has become a habit in our church to baptise babies during Sunday Mass rather than at a private service at some other time. Just after reading the Gospel, the priest moves to one side near the font and baptises the child whilst the whole congregation witnesses and joins in the event. It’s rather nice I think.
This week Father Gaston celebrated Mass. He is a temporary priest whilst our priest is away. He is French, very tall and thin, with a severe looking face and a gaze that would turn you into stone before you even thought of sinning. He talks in a monosyllabic conversation only used on rare occasions when he has something to say.
He also uses reading spectacles which he balances precariously on the end of his long aquiline nose; and looks at you from above them whilst speaking to you. I believe he looks at people from over the glasses so as not to wear out the lenses.
He stood by the font reading from his book whilst the proud parents and god-parents waited patiently as they handed the baby to each other. He was a lively little mite; the baby that is … about eight or nine months old. You could hear him gurgling and laughing throughout the Mass.
At the appropriate moment the mother held him on top of the font and as Father Gaston poured water on the child’s head, the child raised his hand out and hit the priest in the face knocking the spectacles in the font.
The priest stopped and said something in French which is not in my official Church Prayer Book. He then reached into the font for his glasses forgetting that his vestments had long and wide sleeves.
He withdrew his hand and put the wet glasses on. As water dripped on his face he realised his sleeve was soaking wet. He tried as best as he could, with as little dignity as remained in the situation, to squeeze the water from his sleeve back into the font. He then dried his face and glasses; and continued with the Baptism.
I felt sorry for the poor parents.
But not so much for Father Gaston.
Saturday, 23 May 2026
Pentecost
Today is the feast of Pentecost.
It was they who handed on to us this mystery that in one God there are three Persons. Because they had experienced it in their lives. They had met Jesus and came to accept Him as the Son of God, and now they had also experienced the power of the Holy Spirit.
Friday, 22 May 2026
Radio Talk-Show
Radio Presenter: Hi, you are listening to VSEM Radio and this is Vic M hosting this week's Talk-Show. Who's our first caller on line 1?
Caller 1: Hello ... this is Ivor Blast ... I don't know how to begin.
Vic M: Tell us what's on your mind Ivor.
Caller 1: As a newly married man, I get embarrassed when I go to the rest room and
break wind noisily. My wife could hear me. What do you suggest I do?
Vic M: Such foods like beans, sprouts and cabbage tend to
create gaseous substances therein which need to come out noisily. I
suggest you take a radio or music player with you to the rest room and
play it loudly to cover up any unwanted sounds. I recommend playing
"Blowing in the wind" by Bob Dylan is very effective in this respect. Who's our next caller?
Caller 2: I'm afraid this is a medical problem ...
Vic M: Don't worry caller; tell us what it is and we'll try to help you, or perhaps look it up on Google for you. What's your problem?
Caller 2: Whenever I drink tea or coffee I get a very sharp pain in my eye.
Vic M: Take the damn spoon out of the cup you fool and stop wasting our time. Next caller?
Caller 3: This is Robert ... We live in an apartment block and the walls here are too thin. To get straight to the point - at night we hear the young couple living in the apartment next to us making very personal noises from their bedroom. What do you suggest we do?
Vic M: A tricky problem this which should be tackled with tact and diplomacy. I suggest that you and your wife or girl-friend make similar louder noises at night. This will have two possible results. Either your neighbours will realise the walls are too thin and tone down their love-making; or you'll make some new friends! Next caller please?
Caller 4: Help me please ... this is Denise ... I'm all alone here ... I heard your late night show on the car radio. The car has broken down in Walton Woods and I phoned the Car Rescue Company but they are taking too long to arrive. I'm frightened .... on my own ... there are noises in the woods.
Vic M: You are not alone Denise. I know Walton Woods well; many people believe they are haunted because of ancient historical battles which took place there. Personally I think this is nonsense. Some people think aliens from outer-space frequent those woods in search of people to abduct and dissect. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts Denise? Denise ... are you there? Denise ... oh well, perhaps her car started working again. Next caller please?
Caller 5: Is Martin there?
Vic M: Martin ? Martin who?
Caller 5: Oh sorry ... I think I got the wrong number ... I was looking for my husband Martin and I'm ringing his friends ...
Vic M: Well I assure you he's not here. I'll move the microphone all round the studio ... you can't hear him because he is not here ... ... ... (voice of woman crying). Honestly ... he is not here ...
Caller 5: I think he is with another woman ... (crying) ... I have found articles of women's under-clothing in the car. He started wearing Cologne after-shave again and flossing his teeth and changes socks every day. Do you think he is having an affair? (Crying).
Vic M: Many men floss their teeth ... look ... I think you and Martin should have an honest talk.
Caller 5: You mean I should tell him that our three kids are not his?
Vic M: Ehm ... well ... I did not know that ...
Caller 5: Actually ... I am phoning on behalf of a friend ...
Vic M: In that case you should ask your friend where Martin is ... Personally I think ... (She hangs up). Hello ... are you still there? I think she's gone ... Who do we have on line 2?
Caller 6: Hi this is Martin. I just heard your conversation with my wife. I can assure you those kids are mine. I know when and where they were conceived because my twin brother told me. (Line goes dead).
Vic M: Well I never ...
Caller 7: You must have surely ... anyway ... nice show so far!
Vic M: Ehm ... I didn't realise the microphone was on. Who is this?
Caller 7: It is Albert Einstein; have you seen my brother Frank?
Vic M: Frank? No I haven't seen him. What do you want to talk about Albert?
Caller 7: I want to explain to your listeners my Theory of Relativity. The richer a man is the more relatives will attend his funeral.
Vic M: Thank you Albert. And on this note we end tonight's Talk-Show. This is Vic M on VSEM Radio saying goodbye and God bless.
Wednesday, 20 May 2026
Forget the Magic Lamp
We bought an air-fryer recently. Before plugging it in I read all the instructions carefully. Then I got it ready and tried "frying" my own style of KFC.
As soon as I switched the fryer on there was a loud bang, sparks everywhere and the kitchen was filled with red smoke which slowly formed into a human being - a genie!
I jumped out of my skin. It took me a while to settle down. Looking at him. I must admit I did not like his minuscule loin cloth one bit. It upset our dog who ran in his bed. Normally when I tell him "Go to bed" he plays dumb and asks "Who's Ted?" But not this time!
As I settled a bit I heard myself say, "Who the **** are you?"
The creature said, "Greetings master, I am your genie. You have three wishes, what is your command?"
"For a start I need a change of clothing because I've just soiled myself," I replied.
Immediately I was in brand new set of clothing made by one of the best haute couturier you can name.
"Your wish is my command," said the genie, "what is your second wish?"
"Hey, wait a minute," I said, "don't take me too literally!"
"Your wish is my command," he continued, "what is your third wish?"
"Just let me think ..." I muttered and regretted it immediately.
"Your wish is my command," he repeated, "I have now fulfilled my obligation and shall leave!"
"Hold it right there you insignificant offshoot from a faulty electrical appliance," I said angrily having consulted my Roget's Thesaurus to construct such and eloquent sentence; "hold it right there ... you can't suddenly appear in a puff of smoke and pollute my kitchen and then depart without a bye or leave. You made me waste my three wishes. I demand a recount!"
He stopped and thought and then said, "Let me ask my elder."
"Your elder?" I asked.
"Yes ... the genie of the microwave oven. Microwave ovens were invented before air-fryers so he is older than me."
He turned into red smoke swirling round like a mini tornado, then turned orange and then green. He appeared again and said, "My elder has allowed one more wish, but it should be made by one of your Blogger friends and he will choose the best!"
So it's over to you folks. What is your wish to the genie of the air-fryer - or is it the genie of the microwave oven?
Monday, 18 May 2026
The Christian Lounge
Saturday, 16 May 2026
Faith is not enough
Thursday, 14 May 2026
Death in a taxi
DEATH IN A TAXI by Victor S E Moubarak
ISBN-13 : 979-8264737794
When you take a taxi, all you expect is to be taken where you wish to go without fuss or incident. Not so for Father Ignatius. On his taxi ride home from the railway station the last thing he expected was to get involved in a shooting in which there was loss of life.
At first, there was no clue as to who carried out the murder, nor the motive for such a horrendous act. Everyone was a suspect, including Father Ignatius himself. Was he involved in the murder, or was he the target of the attack?
This is a tale of mystery and intrigue with a twist at every turn and a conspiracy of lies and perverse motives. Father Ignatius finds himself embroiled in a dire situation not of his making and a dilemma as to what he should do next. It is a fine line for a priest between pursuing the course of justice and maintaining a priestly responsibility and demeanour when so much is at stake.
Despite his personal problems, the amiable priest continues to dispense good and charitable advice to his flock; advice which he should perhaps be inclined to follow himself.
As this story develops, the real motives behind the killings, and the perpetrators of the crimes, will become clearer and will astound readers. Will justice be served? Not just here on earth but in the eyes of God too.
This book will challenge your thinking on many issues regarding your faith and beliefs, whatever they are.
DEATH IN A TAXI is available in paperback and Kindle versions from AMAZON and all good bookshops.
AMAZON LINK HERE
AMAZON REVIEWS:
Again Father Ignatius is in a bit of a pickle, always a great story line, worth reading again. Would recommend this writer 100% - Catherine
Another winner! Not only has the author spun a great "who done it" -- he so skillfully colored the characters (that) I could visualize each scene playing out in my head. I thoroughly enjoyed this book! - Myra G
Mr. Moubarak once again presented a heartwarming story about Fr. Ignatius and the good people of his parish. I always enjoy how the author always slips in between the mysteries a question of a religious nature for the reader to contemplate, but it never feels preachy. I definitely recommend this book for anyone who likes light mysteries. - Patt O'Neil
AMAZON LINK HERE
Tuesday, 12 May 2026
Don't traumatise your pets
I read an article the other day about pets, and I'd like your views. The writer said that we confuse and even shock our pets if we suddenly act out of character. They are used to a norm and a sudden change of behaviour confuses them.
The article said if you undress in front of your cat or dog he's likely to wonder what is going on. He's never seen you with no clothes on, has he? This gives the pet quite a shock because they discover things they've never seen before. The pet's whole view of you has suddenly changed.
The article mentioned someone showering and the cat walked in the bathroom. He soon ran away up the curtain at what he'd seen.
Apparently, most pets are affected by sudden changes in circumstances. Goldfish for instance, or birds in a cage like a parrot, are very confused when you switch the TV On or Off, or turn the room lights On or Off and also sudden noises like music playing on the radio.
My thoughts wondered about undressing in-front of the goldfish - I don't have one!
At this point my thoughts were doing somersaults, as I suspect yours are doing right now!
What do you think? Do you undress in front of your pets?
Sunday, 10 May 2026
Searching for talent
In the parable of the talents (Matthew 25:14-30) we read about a rich man who gives three of his slaves some talents. He then goes away on a journey and on his return he calls the slaves to see what they did with the talents.
In those days, a talent was a lot of money; about 20 years of wages. So it is right that the master expected something in return from his investments.
When he gets back from his travels he discovers that two slaves have increased the sum given to them, whereas the other has just buried his coin (talent) and returned it intact with no interest.
In this story the rich man represents Jesus. When He returns in His second coming on earth He will call us all and ask us what we did with the talents God has given us.
We all have God-given talents. How do we use them, and do we share them for the benefit of others?
There will always be someone worse off than
us. Someone who is poor in material things, someone poor in spirit, poor
in health, poor in education or even poor in Faith.
We all have a responsibility to use our talents for the benefit of others.
If we are financially rich, we should give to those who have not.
If we are in good health, we should help those who are sick.
If
we are clever or intelligent we should be more tolerant towards those
not as bright as us and help educate them where we can.
And if our Faith is strong, we should help and pray for those who falter and fail in their walk with the Lord.
Whatever our talents are, do we use them to glorify God and for the benefit of others?
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