Thank you for ordering a toilet seat from us. It will be delivered on Monday 16 June 2025. Please click on this link to monitor progress of your order.
Mavis at the ordering department has noted your purchase and rest assured she will progress it further.
Gregory at packing has picked up your toilet seat from stock and has wrapped it ready to arrive to you by Wednesday 18 June 2025.
Archimedes at despatch has put your toilet seat by our storeroom door for collection and delivery to you by Thursday 19 June 2025.
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