Wishing you a Happy and Healthy Gnu Year
and may you always have
I have made a Gnu Year resolution and I would like you all to join in too.
This year, my resolution is to laugh more and louder.
To laugh more and louder each day. Wouldn't it be fun if you all joined in too?
Because laughter is infectious you know. It is good for you.
Laughter releases dolphins within your diagram;
near you belly button,
and they tickle you from inside and make you feel good.
A laugh starts to build up inside you, and it goes up your asparagus,
and then it comes out as a loud noise from a hole in your head.
From anywhere else and you're in real trouble!!!
They say laughter is the best medicine, you know.
Better than a suppository anyhow.
What would you rather have?
A good chuckle and a giggle?
Or someone putting something up your bottom?
You know ... I visit an old lady every now and then ...
The other day I noticed she had a suppository in her ear.
As politely as I could I pointed it out to hear.
She said, "I wonder where I put my hearing aid!"
So there you have it ...
Laughter I mean ... not the suppository ... or the hearing aid ...
Laughter will make you happy ... I tell you.
There are too many people these days going around with long faces
like they have a permanent bad smell under their nose.
The slightest thing and they get upset and angry.
Like the traffic warden I met the other day ...
He got angry with me because I parked the car in the wrong place.
He shouted at me and waved his fist in the air ...
... How was I to know I'd parked the car on his foot?
So this year I have resolved to laugh more.
Not to let things get me down. Especially in an elevator.
I'll spread cheer and happiness wherever I go.
I'll walk the streets and make funny faces at people.
That will cheer them up, don't you think?
I've already got two followers who agree with me ...
... they are following me right now wearing white coats
and carrying large butterfly nets ...
I'll post more humourous posts to cheer you all up.
I hope you'll like them. And if you do ...
If you do like them ... I hope you'll tell others about them too.
Tell your readers on your Blogs.
So more people can come here and join in the laughter and chuckles and giggles.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we all spread the laughter throughout the world?
We can, you know ... spread laughter everywhere.
Imagine how wonderful this world would be if we all laughed
all the time.
Ladies like to laugh ... you know ... they do ...
Women laugh a lot at small things ... pity that ... but that's how it is!
So whether you laugh at small things or big ones ...
Let's join together and laugh more throughout the year.