Emergency.

Two friends were walking home from the local pub when one of them drops to the side walk holding his chest. His buddy quickly grabs the cell phone and dials 112.

The Operator immediately asks: "What is the emergency and where are you?"

The man replies in a panic "I don't know what happened, we were walking home on Eucalyptus Street and my friend grabbed his chest and fell down!"

The Operator asked: "How do you spell the name of the street?"

The phone seemed to go dead. The Operator getting really concerned kept shouting because she could hear him panting!

Finally the man came back on the line and said: "I dragged him over to Oak Street, that's O-A-K."!!!