One day
God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that
was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to
Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either!!!
HILARIOUS, Victor. Here I was all set for some great Godly wisdom--and BAM--you got me!!!
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
Let me know when you get your e-mail, Lulu.
DeleteGod bless.
You got me too!! And I'm still laughing (but I'm still gonna go check the 'spam' folder ... you know ... just in case ...)
ReplyDeleteHope your day is blessed. ~:)
I never thought of that. I'd better check my spam folder too.
DeleteGod bless you Sparky.
Ha! Good one. No, I didn't get one either.
ReplyDeleteMaybe one day, Manny, we'll all get a welcome message from God.
DeleteMay He bless you and yours.
LOL!!! Victor, I love this! Though I haven't received one yet either, surely it's coming. Maybe it just got delayed. Haha!
ReplyDeleteYou're right. I think all our e-mails have been delayed.
DeleteGod bless you Tai.
I don't know where you come up with these ideas, but I sure am glad you do! God Bless you!
ReplyDeleteI hope it makes you smile, Michael.
DeleteGod bless you.