How do you ablute?

 

You'd be surprised what people talk about on social media.
I thought I'd share these questions I found the other day;

and my answers.

What do you prefer, a bath or a shower?

I prefer both. I have a bath first and then I shower. Sometimes when I am in a hurry I just sit fully clothed in an empty bath for a few minutes and then get up and get dressed in different clothes. If I have a few minutes to spare I might vacuum clean myself instead.

Do you use soap in the bath or shower or do you use liquid gel or cream?

I use both. It depends on how much of a hurry I am. Sometimes I use tooth paste. To clean my teeth with ... what did you think?

Do you shave before or after you take a shower or bath?

I have a beard and proud of it.

Do you wear your glasses when in the shower or bath?

Of course. How else can one see all the little bits?

Do you sing in the bath or shower?

I sing so well the neighbours have broken all our windows to hear me better. 

Do you bath or shower alone or with your partner?

I understand that some people do indeed bath/shower with their partners. However, if one's partner is not at home one can always invite a friend or neighbour or a complete stranger round. It's called sharing and it is good for the environment because it saves water; especially in a dry weather period. I save water by having my whisky neat.

Do you bath or shower with your pets?

Some people bath or shower with their pets. Not so easy with a goldfish. Or indeed a parrot. I once shared a shower with a wasp. It was a harrowing experience as it got very interested in attacking me after I blasted it with a hot shower jet.

Do you ever use your cell phone in the shower?

Yes often when ordering a pizza or other meal delivered straight into the bathroom. 

Do you watch TV or listen to the radio in the shower or bath?

No ... but I often enjoy ballroom dancing.

Do you read in the shower or bath?

Why can't they make water proof electronic tablets? Or books? I use Audio books instead.

Do you dry yourself with a towel or wear one of those bath robes made of towel material?

I use the hair dryer turned on to a warm blow of air. 

Right ... now over to you. 

Please answer as many questions as you can, 

or add more questions below.