A friend of mine is quite an inventor and has now developed Oven-U-Wear.TM
As the name implies, this is an oven which you wear.
Or, to be more precise, it is a jacket or overcoat which acts like an oven. It has many pockets, both on the inside and outside, and through a battery operated system it heats up each pocket individually to the temperature you desire.
For example, you could be on your way to work with a potato in each armpit cooking gently. By lunchtime, hey presto ... baked potatoes!
Or, on your way home after a hard day's work you could be carrying a chicken on your back roasting gently, whilst the vegetables are in your side pocket and a cake up your sleeve! Once you're home you can sit down to a hot meal in seconds!
In the morning you can eat your porridge from your pocket whilst travelling on the bus or train. And have toast popping out of your collar straight into your mouth. Delicious with some honey or jam which you'll keep in your trousers which act as a refrigerator.
The problem with the trousers is that I have now grown icicles where I really don't want them!
And when they defrost I have a rather embarrassing tell-tale patch at the front of my trousers. Not to mention a cold wet bottom when I sit down.
The other problem I found is that with a roasting chicken on my back I am usually followed by a pack of dogs salivating at the mouth.
In winter I am nice and warm at the top of my body with my oven jacket, and freezing my un-mentionables underneath with a fridge in my pants. Whereas in summer I am over-heating my head whilst my manhood is rather cool.
All in all, whilst this invention is rather cool, (modern slang meaning good, great, fantastic); in reality it needs a few more refinements.
The other day a short circuit sent an electric shock up my backside and my hat flew off !!!
YES my friend, I would worry about the melting icicles also! But over all it seems to be a great invention, and very timely, since there are so many CRAZY inventions already out there!
ReplyDeleteTAke care and remember to always carry a napkin to use after eating.. I would hate for you to be embarrassed.
Thanks for the smiles. and just THANKS!
Oh ... I forgot about the napkin, thanx Jack. I just used a paper handkerchief to clean my hands. I usually carry paper hankies to warp my KFC legs when I'm not wearing my Oven-U-Wear. I always have some food in my pockets just in case.
DeleteGod bless you always Jack; and your family too.
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Splendid idea! ... at first, that is. I like the idea of individual warming pockets, especially this time of year. Imagine, the wonderful aroma of fresh bread baking ... I'd probably gain 10# before the month was over!
ReplyDeleteI've tried the pockets to keep my KFC legs warm, Mevely. It really works. Not tried baking bread yet. My wife has frogs legs; but the rest of her body is OK.
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Yep, Victor, I'd say there are some kinks that need to be worked out. LOL! Thanks for the laughs, my friend. Blessings!
ReplyDeleteIt's only a prototype at this stage. We're trying to get a patent for this invention before going into full production. The only draw back is that you need to carry a car battery with you to warm up the oven.
DeleteGod bless, Martha.
Victor, your imagination is amazing. While verging on TMI (too much information), I can see how these articles of clothing, multi-purposed as kitchen appliances, have a lot of practical uses for those who are too busy to stay home to prepare their meals. However, my husband and I are retired, so preparing our meals via the more conventional means will continue to be our habit.
ReplyDeleteI did originally try to carry a mini conventional oven with me. It was too heavy and the electric lead not long enough to go anywhere far.
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It sounds like a great idea, but maybe needs a little tweak or two
ReplyDeleteYou are right, Kathy. We're still working on it.
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You have a great imagination. I would love warm pockets to put my hands in - the rest - not so much!
ReplyDeleteWould you not consider a warm pie in your pockets, Sandie? Or a KFC leg?
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A great idea but needs a few changes. :)
ReplyDeleteKeep working at it, I'm sure your friend will perfect it somehow.
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