LADIES !!!
PLEASE FIGHT FAIR
It says so in the Bible.
If two men are having a fight
and the wife of one
tries to help her husband
by grabbing hold of
the other man's genitals,
show her no mercy ...
DEUTERONOMY 25:11
So there !!!
LOL. Thank you for my second laugh of the morning. My first laugh was a video from a dear friend and fellow horse lover of a group of horses doing what horses do when they are lounging around...I will leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, this is so true. We do need to fight fair. I can be very quick witted. It comes from living with 4 other siblings; survival of the fittest. Trading barbed remarks came in handy when I was young. Not so much when I got married. Got me into a heap of trouble. I should have invested in Duck Tape until I learned to master the tongue and think before I spoke.
Ladies, we don't want men to come in and fix our problems, we only want them to listen. Well, men don't want us to come in and "dress them down" with our words so that they feel less than a man. They don't feel respected. And they certainly don't feel respected when we raise our voices (no matter what the reason) and do this in front of anyone else when we are out in public. Let our men be men. Give them support, don't be the anchor that weighs them down.
Hi Kim,
ReplyDeleteIt's so nice of you to visit me again. Thanx. I saw this quote in the Bible the other day and I thought it would make a good post here. It's good to laugh.
God bless you and yours.
As far as woman grabbing hold of another man's genitals while fighting, all I can say is remember ladies that we're not really animals and GOD (Good Old Dad) does not agree that we should turn into any kind of rage monkey. Long story short, that's certainly not living according to the passion that Christ had intended for all of US (usual sinners) especially nowadays to live by.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, DON'T BE LIKE THAT! BE NICE NOW!
So what do YA think Victor #1 ...lol
God Bless
Agreed.
DeleteGod bless.
I thought you were joking! But it REALLY DOES say this! I should just believe everything you write, shouldn't I? (Uhm...well, maybe not ALL...)
ReplyDeleteHope you are well, Victor. I took the summer off from blogging again but hope to be back soon so you should see a lot more of me around here!
Congratulations on your new book - I just read about it in an earlier post!
Greetings Mary. How great it is to see you return to Blogland again. I hope and pray you and your family are keeping well and you had a great summer.
DeleteGod bless you, friend.
Holy smoke, it really does say that! What????!!! I wonder if something was lost in the translation. Perhaps the real translation should say "if the woman grabs the other man's wallet, show her no mercy." After all a wallet is worth more than genitals. ;)
ReplyDeleteWHAT ??? A wallet is worth more than genitals. If a woman tried to get hold of my genitals I'd give her my wallet anytime ... mind you, it's already empty. Another woman saw to that!!!
DeleteGod bless.
That's true. If you're married, the wallet is empty. :)
DeleteHey, I thought you might find this blog post of mine funny. I think you passed it up:
http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/2014/08/matthew-monday-bone-tron.html
Going over to your blog right now.
DeleteGod bless.