As I Quote Myself

AS I QUOTE MYSELF is not a biography of a famous celebrity, or other well known personality telling you how they made it good from extreme poverty to being as successful as they are today. Instead, these are the memoirs of someone you’ve probably never heard of, (unless you’re related to him), but yet with a story to tell.

Follow his misadventures and mishaps as he stumbles through life from one crazy story to another.

Imagine him sitting on a rocking chair, a mug of hot chocolate in one hand and a biscuit in the other, relating what he can still remember in a haphazard and non-chronological order. Just like any other conversation really. One thought triggers another and each competing for a modicum of veracity and a pinch of authenticity. A series of calamities and misfortunes with humourous outcomes which are sure to make you smile, if not laugh out loud. At least that’s what he hopes!

AS I QUOTE MYSELF are the memoirs of no one in particular except the one from whose memories they originate.

ADVISORY NOTES: 

Not suitable for reading in the dark or in the rain.

Flammable - Made of paper. Keep away from naked flame. Both you and the book.

Not water-proof. Can be read in the bath or shower with Care. As long as Care doesn't mind being with you. 

Not edible.

May contain nuts if read whilst eating a peanut butter sandwich or similar nut products.

This book is for people with a sense of humour who love to laugh!

Modestly priced to spread the smiles further and encourage you to buy.

AMAZON AND KINDLE LINK HERE.

This is what other readers have said about this book:

"It's a great book you should read" - Vic's family.

Yes ... that's him all right!" - Vic's neighbour.

"I recognise him from what he says in this book" - Vic's cat and dog.

"Just bought the book. Excellent value. Just the right size to put under a wobbly table's leg" - A local carpenter.

"The right size book for swatting flies." - A local pest control firm.

"No comment." - The fish in Vic's pond.

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." - Groucho Marx speaking about another book.

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Just imagine. You tell your Blog readers to leave a comment here. If 10 do so and say you sent them, their names will go in the hat, and yours will go 10 times. Giving you more chances to win a signed copy of the book.

I've really enjoyed writing this book. If you enjoy it half as much as I enjoyed writing it; then I will have enjoyed it twice as much as you.

Competition open for 10 days. 

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