At the supermarket today buying a bag of
Woof dog food for my
Whilst at the check-out line a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog.
else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ???
So on impulse I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, I was starting the Woof Diet again,
and that I probably
shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time;
but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes
coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was
essentially a Perfect
Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Woof
Nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it
works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt
and a car hit me.
thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
attack he was laughing so