Saint Peter sat at his computer, cleaned his spectacles, scratched his beard, tapped on the keyboard and shouted "NEXT!"
A diminutive little man came in trembling in hesitation and carrying his copy of the Catechism.
"Oh not another Catholic are you?" said the Saint frowning at him.
"Yes Sir ... your Sainthood ..." mumbled the little man.
"I thought so as soon as I saw your Catechism," continued Saint Peter, "yet another Catholic trying to get in here."
"Is there a quota, Sir?" asked the man fearing the worst.
"No, of course not!" replied the Saint raising his voice a little, "there is no quota as such. Everyone enters Heaven on his merit. But Catholics can be ... ehm ... let me explain. Sit down over there for a minute.
"Now tell me. What do you understand about Vatican II?"
The man felt his throat and mouth go dry simultaneously. He tried to talk but no words would come out. He gulped once or twice and then said, "I have been married for over 25 years and I still don't understand my wife. How can I understand Vatican II?"
The Saint smiled, "precisely!" he cried, "precisely!"
"You see ..." he continued, "down there on earth there are many Catholics still arguing about Vatican II. What it meant and what it did.
"Jesus and I look down on them and smile at all their debates. They argue about which Form of Mass is better and more valid. Whether the priest should face the altar or the congregation. Whether it is OK to sing in Latin, or have guitars in church or female altar servers!
"Phooey ... that's what I say ... Phooey.
"Our Lord, my Master, said it plainly enough. Not everyone who calls me Lord, Lord will enter the Kingdom of Heaven, but only those who do what my Father in Heaven wants them to do.
"In other words people should love God with all their might and love one another as Jesus loved them. His sacrifice on the Cross was not a prelude to endless debates amongst His followers about the technicalities of religion.
"Forgiveness ... action ... compassion and love. That's what God wants of people. Not sanctimonious Pharisees debating the finer points of religion."
The Saint scratched his beard again.
"Don't misunderstand me ... many of these eternal debaters are good at heart really. They do good in life and many find a welcome in Heaven. But oh ... their endless display of knowledge makes me reach out for the headache tablets!"
The small man smiled feebly and said nothing, grateful that he never had the intellect to understand let alone debate the many intricacies of religion.
Saint Peter tapped at the computer keyboard and stared at the monitor for a while.
"I read here that you've been a good man ... trying your best as you got on in life," he said finally,
"Your wife has been quite a handful I see. I understand now your earlier comment about not understanding her ways," he chuckled.
"Your wife has been quite a handful I see. I understand now your earlier comment about not understanding her ways," he chuckled.
"She misses you ... you know. She means well and she appreciates you more now that you're gone."
The man wiped his eye with the back of his sleeve.
"Yep
... all is in order," declared the Saint, "you can come in. But take my
advice. Always carry with you a tin of sardines in your pocket. Some
Catholics in here still insist on eating fish on Fridays.They keep
asking me if I have a haddock. I tell them that their constant chatter gives me a haddock. That's why I carry these haddock pills with me all the time. Anyway ... I gave up fishing long
ago."
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Thanks for the reminder that it's really all about who we ARE, not what we DO.
ReplyDeleteExactly Kathy. So many Christians these days have forgotten how to be Christian.
DeleteGod bless you.
Actions always speak louder than words. Good post, Victor!
ReplyDeleteThank you Terri.
DeleteGod bless you.
I did order these two books the other day, Victor, and they just arrived. Can't wait to read them, my friend!
ReplyDeleteBlessings to you!
Thank you, Martha, for buying these books. Please ... please ... let me know what you think. I'd like to know if I'm on the right tracks.
DeleteGod bless you. Thanx.
And here, I thought ecumenical debates were only reserved for the Lutheran synods. So pointless!
ReplyDeleteHi Mevely. The thing I find amongst Catholics, whom I know being one myself, is that too much time is spent on debates and pointless talk, rather than be truly Christian in mind and deeds. Some are outright hypocrites!
DeleteGod bless you.
I remember Vatican II and there was a lot of discussion about the language and the mass. Some people weren't happy about it and had their own opinions. I was an altar boy at the time and really didn't have an opinion. I just did what I had to do as a server of the mass. Change is always hard but I believe people can make it harder.
ReplyDeleteGood message Victor. I agree with Terri, "actions speak louder than words".
Vatican II was in 1959. I remember and prefer the latter one known as VAT 69. Now that is a good whisky.
DeleteI agree with you Bill. Vatican II created a lot of debates and arguments that go on to this day.
God bless you, my friend.
I may have miss some of your message just trying to get my head around St Peter needing gasses in Heaven.
ReplyDeleteConsidering his age, St Peter does now need glasses. Yet he is modern enough to use a computer.
DeleteIt is sad though that a number of people, many years later, are still arguing about the finer points of religion rather than practice their love for one another.
God bless you, JoeH.
Seems to me people make salvation a lot more difficult than it is. It is not what we do to get to heaven but what Jesus did FOR US. We just have to believe.
ReplyDeleteGood point well made.
DeleteGod bless you, Happyone.
I'm not Catholic so I don't know what Vatican II. I do know that Christians of pretty much all denominations tend to argue over some of the same issues like hymns or contemporary music, pews or chairs, etc. It can be just downright ridiculous
ReplyDeleteExactly Regina. We seem to argue about matters that do not matter at all.
DeleteGod bless you.