On Tuesday Mrs Floret our friend was rushed into hospital with two burnt ears. Apparently she answered the phone whilst ironing. The doctors asked her how she burnt her other ear. She replied, "It happened when I phoned for an ambulance!"
A moth flew in through a chiropodist's open window and said, "Doctor, please help me out! I am depressed ... always sad and depressed ..."
"Sorry I can't help you," said the medic, "I am a chiropodist. Not a psychiatrist, or psychologist, or hypnotist or any similar medic that can help you with depression".
"Yes, I know," said the depressed moth.
"Why did you come in and see me then?" asked the medic.
"Because the light was on ..." replied the moth.
Just bought a microwave oven. In the box there was also a big booklet with instructions to make the oven work. It was written in many languages ... French ... Italian ... German ... Dutch I think ... and lots of other languages. It was a waste of time seeing I only speak English.
I learnt to swim from a Teach Yourself to Swim book. Unfortunately the pages got wet and stuck together.
A friend of mine was very concerned that her hamster sat in the corner of his cage for three days motionless apart from blinking every now and then. She took him to the vet who discovered he had swallowed a fridge magnet.
Don’t worry if you have spilt some ice cubes. It is water under the fridge!
...a dose of silliness is just what the doctor ordered. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy ... this is my latest book, Tom.
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This sounds like a 'Best of' Victor to me.
ReplyDeleteYes Kathy, it is. I picked some of the posts here that had the best reactions (to my silliness). People often ask me when will I grow up!
DeleteEnjoy.
God bless.
LOL, you definitely know what to say to make people laugh! :)
ReplyDeleteThanx Bill. Hope you enjoy the book.
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Dearest Victor,
ReplyDeleteOkay, ordered us two of these, they will make lovely 'low caloric gifts as food for the soul'.
Oh, if you would jot down all the silly mention of things, we all could fill a thick book! Glad you took the time and effort.
Hugs,
Mariette
Thank you so much for your kindness, Mariette. I often say and do silly things. It keeps me amused I suppose. I hope you enjoy my silliness. It makes a change from my more serious Christian books.
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You're quite welcome!
DeleteVictor, the two booklets arrived in the mail today. One is a gift and we will read ours after May 24, while on a mountain vacation... Will review later!
DeleteHugs,
Mariette
Thank you so much, Mariette. I would certainly like to know what you think of my writings. Thanx again.
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DeleteTrying to catch up....You Silly was a great place to start!! Have a most excellent day...This is a good way to start!
ReplyDeleteIt's good to be silly, Wanda.
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I agree -- our world desperately needs cheering up. Thank you for stepping up to the plate!
ReplyDeleteI hope this book cheers people up a little, Mevely.
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"...'Because the light was on ...' replied the moth...."
ReplyDeleteThere's profundity lurking there, methinks.
But mostly: thanks! Laughter may be the best medicine, but silly - - - wait a minute. Silly leads to laughter. Never mind.
Yes, I am as deep as a cup of cocoa, Brian. Or a cup of whatever drink you prefer. That's what silly is all about.
DeleteGod bless, my friend. Enjoy!
Cute and silly, Victor. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
So glad you enjoyed it Martha. God bless.
DeleteYou English seem to love silly comedy...Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYes ... I think you're right, JoeH. Comedy can be a local thing. I could tell a joke in London and they would laugh; but in New York no one would. That's because they're too far away to hear it.
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We need silly once in a while!! :)
ReplyDeleteIndeed we do.
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LOL
ReplyDeleteA good collection of Silly.
All the best Jan
I'm glad you liked them, Jan.
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Thank you for the fun and funny jokes.
ReplyDeleteThank you too, Mimi.
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Thank you, Victor, for the Tuesday funnies. Silly is much more fun than going on with a long sad expression. Have a fun-filled week with many blessings.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Nells. It's good to have fun.
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Okay, we did laugh! Thanks we needed that. Nice to know someone cares... LOL
ReplyDeleteLove from over here.
It is always good to cheer up, Jack. It makes us feel a little better. I'm glad I made you smile.
DeleteGod bless you both.