Monday 28 June 2021

Parrots

 

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment... 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house... As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying... Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them... After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence... Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says: 'Put the beads away, Peter. Our prayers have been answered!'

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20 comments:

  1. ...thanks for the chuckle this morning.

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  2. Always a hoot over here! (Er, should I have said 'squak'?) 🤣

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    1. Um, that should be 'squawk.' Sorry!

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    2. Whether it's hoot or squak it is always nice to see you visiting here, Mevely. Thank you so much.

      God bless.

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    3. However we spell it; it will always sound good.

      God bless.

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  3. Hilarious! Thanks, Victor, and blessings!

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  4. Thank you for a very entertaining read. I love your posts. Blessings. Have an extraordinary week, Victor

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    1. Thank you so much Nells. Every so often I like to make myself laugh. Hope you join with me.

      God bless you always. Happy Week.

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  5. Should have seen that coming, but I did not. Funny!

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    1. So great to see you visiting here again, JoeH. Thanx.

      God bless you.

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  6. "Put the beads away Peter, our prayers have been answered" I laughed so hard I scared the cat.

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    1. I'm so glad this story made you laugh, River. Laughter is good.

      God bless.

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  7. Sounds like the priest better get ready to do a quick wedding!

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