Monday 21 January 2019

Dog Food Lands Me In Hospital

I am sorry to tell you folks that I am writing this post from my hospital bed. The doctors say I am OK; albeit a bit ruff ... ruff ...ruff ...
OK ... enough with the dog jokes already. Here is what happened.
A friend told me that the quickest way to lose weight is to eat those dog food pellets you get at the supermarket. 
 Apparently,  dog pellets have all the necessary nutrients and vitamins and minerals one needs. All you have to do is load your pockets with a few of them  and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and it works well; so I gave it a try.
All went well for a week or so until yesterday. I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.
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24 comments:

  1. Sandi21 January 2019 at 05:01

    Oh, Dear God....

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 07:50

      Also ... I keep scratching my ears with my legs!!!

      God bless you, Sandi.

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  2. Terri D21 January 2019 at 05:18

    Ruff weekend, Victor!!

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  3. Christine21 January 2019 at 05:57

    oh dear

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 07:53

      It's embarrassing having to lift my leg ...

      God bless, Christine.

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  4. joeh21 January 2019 at 07:06

    Oh my, you didn't read the warning label.

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 07:57

      All the label said is "Promotes healthy skin and coat, strong teeth and bones." Unfortunately, my raincoat is all dirty from the car tracks.

      God bless you, JoeH. Keep smiling.

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  5. Steve Daily21 January 2019 at 08:10

    I'm rolling on the floor here

    Going some will come scratch my belly

    Good bless...

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 08:29

      Hey it's good to laugh, Steve. And it is great to see you visiting me here. Why don't you visit more often and tell others about this Blog so we can laugh together.

      God bless you always.

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  6. Tai East21 January 2019 at 08:27

    LOL! Victor, you are absolutely hilarious!

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 08:33

      How nice to see you here again Tai. Thank you. Tell others to join us here too for a good laugh every now and then. Let me know if you have a Blog.

      God bless you, Tai.

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  7. Bill21 January 2019 at 10:39

    Too funny, Victor! That will teach you to mess with a poddle. Should have left it alone. :)

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 11:54

      You're right Bill. Nearly hurt my back bending so low.

      God bless you.

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  8. Mevely31721 January 2019 at 12:24

    Soooo funny you are!
    But I'd be lying if I said I'm not weighing the consequences of trying a few kibbles v. calorie-laden chips. :)

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 16:40

      When you read the ingredients, you find there's nothing harmful in dog food pellets or biscuits. So glad I made you smile, Mevely.

      God bless you.

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  9. Martha Jane Orlando21 January 2019 at 12:29

    You've gone to the dogs, Victor! Lol! This was just too funny, my friend.
    Blessings!

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak21 January 2019 at 16:42

      I did promise more laughter for the New Year, Martha. I hope I can continue on this promise. Glad you enjoyed today's offering.

      God bless you always.

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  10. happyone21 January 2019 at 16:42

    Oh no.
    Doesn't sound very appetizing.

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  11. Kathy G21 January 2019 at 18:55

    I tried a dog food kibble once, but was smart enough to stop after one :-)

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak22 January 2019 at 01:40

      Just as well you did not go out for a walk ...

      God bless you, Kathy.

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  12. lulu21 January 2019 at 19:39

    I wouldn't worry until your start lifting your leg on the fire hydrant! Funny, Victor!
    Blessings!

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    1. Victor S E Moubarak22 January 2019 at 01:42

      I did worse, Lulu. I started licking peoples' faces on the bus.

      God bless you always.

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