Adverts Influence You

Have you noticed when watching TV the sound is at the volume that you have set it at; and then, as the adverts are on, the TV sound automatically goes up in volume to make sure you are paying attention. I'm sure the adverts are recorded at higher volumes deliberately to attract your attention.

Most of the adverts exaggerate the benefits you're meant to get by buying the product. Why can't they be more honest?

For instance:

Do you have a big backside?
Our corset will only help make it look smaller. 
For real results try going on a diet.

Cream will help hide away the wrinkles of ageing. 

You must not be ugly to start with.
We do our best
Nature does the rest.

Eat Jumbo Burgers for a more rounded figure.

You'll have sex appeal for women who do not care.

HUMPS for men.

The after-shave lotion that smells like a camel.
Efficient insect repellent.

For your building project
Call LUCIFER CONSTRUCTIONS
The builders from hell !!!

Pizza like Mamma used to make.
With extra additives, preservatives and colourants.

Our cheese tastes like Heaven.

BRIGHTO TOOTHPASTE

Turns dirty teeth and an ugly smile

into

Little cleaner teeth and still an ugly smile.

DENTAGLU
For that smile you'll be stuck with.

AND FINALLY

Here's an HONEST advert I made myself