One day
God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that
was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent him to
Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either!!!
Uh-oh! Neither did I!! Guess it's 'time' to 'straighten up, and fly right', eh? (Can you tell I'm 'Canadian'?) Have a blessed day, Victor!
ReplyDeleteI guess not many round your part of the world received an e-mail either.
DeleteGod bless, Suzanne.
Uh-oh … I didn't see that one coming. I'm taking Suzanne's advice!
ReplyDeleteYes ... better be good, Mevely. Then you'll get an email.
DeleteGod bless.
I only had to read that about three times...God forgot to give me brains along with not sending the email.
ReplyDeletePatience, Joeh, and you'll get an e-mail as well as brains.
DeleteGod bless you.
I'm surprised. I would have thought that YOU were one of the minority.
ReplyDeleteNope ... still waiting for my email. None arrived.
DeleteGod bless you, Kathy.
Something isn't right, you sure he sent one because I got no email either.
ReplyDeleteI understand He sent an e-mail to 5% of the world's population. I'm still waiting for mine. I'm also concerned about Father Christmas not calling on me.
DeleteGod bless you, Bill.
Oh, no, I didn't either! Lol! This was a good one, Victor.
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
I am still to find someone amongst my readers who got this e-mail. No one in our church has either.
DeleteGod bless you, Martha.
I was hoping that mine might have gone into my spam by mistake but it wasn't there or in my inbox. Guess I had better try harder.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Victor ✝
There you go, Jan. We should all try harder with the Ten Commandments - or the one about loving one another.
DeleteGod bless you.
Oh no! I'm pretty sure it came and went right to my spam folder!! I need to find it again! (ha ha ha ha!!)
ReplyDeleteYou'd better check, Terri. So far you're the only one to admit receiving the e-mail.
DeleteGod bless.
I didn't get one either but maybe it said,
ReplyDeleteHang in there, remember I'm still in charge and know how it ends! : )
Let us know when you receive it.
DeleteGod bless, Happyone.
My inbox was empty too. So, I guess I'll have to try and be better. But, I think He might have written, "You're okay. I got this."
ReplyDeleteNo one seems to have received it yet, Susan.
DeleteGod bless.
… no nothing in my spam folder either!!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend Victor.
All the best Jan
I'm beginning to wonder who on earth has actually received this e-mail.
DeleteGod bless you, Jan.
BAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI take it you didn't get an e-mail either ... or are you the only one who did?
DeleteGod bless, Sandi.