Monday, 10 June 2019
Say No To Politics
But ... something peculiar struck me the other day.
I was watching a political program on TV where they interviewed different candidates from varying parties and opinions and something struck me which I had never seen so clearly before. Must be the whisky. It makes me see things in a totally different light.
I suddenly realised that, honest and well-intentioned as they may well be, all politicians genuinely want to help their fellow man. One wanted to cut taxes for hard working families so that people can keep more of the money they had earned. Another wanted to create opportunities for hard working people looking for jobs. A third wanted to help hard working students achieve their potential and go on to successful careers. And yet another politician wanted to help those hard working savers get a better return on their investments.
As I said ... something suddenly struck me. I had read various political journals and leaflets we get through the post. I had seen TV and heard the radio. But it never became so clear as in that TV program and a third glass of whisky.
Not one politician wants to do anything to help the lazy so and so, like me, who likes to sit at home watching TV and eating pizza.
They all want to help the hard working men and women of this country.
No one cares for lazy ******** like me.
That is discriminatory, I think.
In these days of equality for everyone, surely lazy people should be afforded the same help, care and attention as everyone else.
Being lazy is part of my nature. It is what makes me ... me. My hobby is sitting down. Why should I be discriminated against?
I shall start a new political party. It will be known as The Lazy Party.
Will you join me ... some day? Right now I can't be bothered.