Friday 8 May 2020

The Priest's Bicycle


Before I start today's post let me say that I have received a number of e-mails about the picture I posted yesterday about a man at the beach. I also received an e-mail from someone I don't know saying that she wants to bequeath me a fortune of $41m to use for charitable purposes. Isn't that wonderful. I've sent her my bank details and I am waiting for the transfer of money.

Anyway, back to the picture. People asked why the man is seen wearing a bra top. Well, I did this because I read somewhere that nipples are sexually attractive or suggestive. Something to do with homogeneous zones or something. So I designed the top with the same material of my swimming trunks. Unfortunately when I am in the water the top slides off revealing my nipples. I have noticed some women looking at me and smiling. Thus proving my point.

Now let's get on with today's story.

Once upon a time there was a priest who used a bicycle to go everywhere in his parish in order to save money and to save the planet. He even cycled all the way to another town when he had to see the bishop.

One day his bicycle was stolen. He rang the bishop to explain why he could not visit.

The bishop suggested that on Sunday he delivers a sermon on the Ten Commandments. "Read each Commandment in turn," he advised, "and then talk a little about each one. When you get to the seventh Commandment shout out loud THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, and then watch the congregation to see if anyone winces or shrinks in his seat, or looks down shamefully, or tries to leave. He is your thief"

The following week the priest cycled to the bishop. The bishop greeted him and said, "I see you got your bicycle back. Did you catch the thief?"

The priest replied, "actually, when I got to the sixth Commandment, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, I remembered where I left my bicycle!"


20 comments:

  1. From your image of the man in the two piece bikini, it looks as if a couple of threads have com loose. Let's just hope that the threads don't become snagged on a branch or something. He would then be standing there in his birthday suit with his hat on. Now that could be embarrASSing or hilariously funny 😂😁😉
    Thank you for the laughs again today Victor... appreciated!!!

    God Bless You 🌷

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    1. I did not notice the loose threads, Jan. Is that why the women were smiling at me?

      So glad you liked today's post my friend.

      God bless.

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  2. Oops!!! That's a cute story.
    Ya, I did a double-take at the beach image … but didn't want to say anything for fear that's becoming a fad and no-one told me. Wouldn't be the first time (lol)!

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    1. It's all to do with the nipples, Mevely. Men's nipples are sexy ... I'm told.

      God bless you always.

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    1. It's so nice to see you visiting me here. Please call again soon and often.

      God bless.

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  4. LOL! Didn't see that ending coming, Victor. :)
    Blessings!

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    1. Please don't tell the Pope I told this joke, Martha!

      God bless you and your family.

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  5. LOL, a suprising ending indeed. :)

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    1. So glad I made you laugh, Bill.

      God bless always.

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  6. Oh, my! Never saw that one coming, Victor:)

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    1. I hope it made you smile though!

      God bless, Chris.

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  7. Well, that's one way to figure out the problem.

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