Monday, 16 September 2024

Daylight Robbery

 

The police are looking for two robbers who have been terrorising the town of Glazier for the last few weeks. They work in tandem and have been identified on camera as Ivan Eye-Glass and Ivor Monocle. Whilst one man distracts home-owners by engaging in conversation pretending he is a door-to-door window cleaner; his colleague gets to the back of the house and steals their windows.

Mr Walter Vision from 72 Acacia Avenue said, "I was having a shower when I heard a noise and suddenly my window was gone. Where once there was a window now there is just a gaping aperture, a big hole in the wall. I have nowhere to hang my curtains. They were left in a pile on the floor!" 

Miss Curley Blonde reported that she was driving her car through the car wash when suddenly her car was flooded with soapy water. The thieves had stolen her car windows whist she was in motion.

There have been reports of missing windows all over town. The opticians in the High Street, I Lash, have had their shop window stolen and all the glasses in the shop window have had the lenses missing. "All we have now is a lot of frames with no lenses," he said. "This is not enough evidence to frame the culprits," he added later.

Sales of new replacement windows have gone through the roof. "There's more demand than we can supply," said the owner of the business, "because all our windows stock has been stolen and all we have is an empty warehouse. Even the windows in our building have gone."

"If this continues, we will have a world with no windows," said an expert speaking through a hole in his house, "and who knows what a window-less world would reveal!"

So beware what you do behind closed windows with curtains drawn. Your deeds may well be known to all.

12 comments:

  1. ...there's BIG money in windows.

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    1. What is a window? The frame with glass or the aperture in the wall? Or is it both?

      God bless, Tom.

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  2. That's a lot of windows! Now I'm thinking those people who live in glass houses needn't worry about someone throwing stones.

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    1. That's true, can you have a glasshouse without windows? Would it be a brick house or a wooden house or a shed? Is a glasshouse the same as a greenhouse? Over here a greenhouse is a shed made of a metal frame and glass throughout and it is used to grow plants. The thieves have stolen all the glass from ours and just left the metal frame.

      God bless, Mevely.

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  3. Looks like these robbers have shattered a glass ceiling in stealing the windows - LOL! Thanks for this entertaining read today, Victor. Blessings!

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    1. You're right Martha, they keep stealing the glass panels but the police can see right through them and their crimes.

      God bless.

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  4. What about Windows 10 or 11, did you think about that? :)

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    1. I don't think the thieves are computer literate. They did not touch such windows, Bill. God bless you.

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  5. Those empty apertures are quite a problem.

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  6. 😊❤️
    ---CM (Cheerful Monk)

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