Tuesday, 24 September 2024

In praise of sloth

 

As I went shopping the other day I saw a sloth hanging from a lamp post. I asked him what he was doing there and he said he could not be bothered to find a tree from which to hang.

"You're such a lazy creature," I said, "hanging from a tree for up to 18 hours a day and going to the toilet whilst hanging there. No wonder they named one of the seven deadly sins after you!"

"That's easy for you to say," he replied, "living in luxurious homes with all amenities and many bathrooms. We sloth nearly didn't make it in life you know. Noah had to wait ages for us to arrive. As it started raining he sent out a search party with umbrellas, you know!"

"No, I did not know," I said, "why are you so slow anyway?"

"The females of the species are the worst," he went on, "they take so long to get ready when we have to go out! The other day we were invited to a wedding and by the time we got there it was their third anniversary."

"You should have taken a taxi or a bus," I suggested.

"Tell me about it," the sloth said, "my cousin was a bus driver and he lost his job within a week."

"Is that because he was always late?" I asked.

"No, that's part of being a bus driver anyway," he said, "he was fired because he kept forgetting his bus route."

As I was leaving, he added, "We eat leaves you know. Can you get me some from the shops? I can't be bothered to get down this lamp post and go up a tree!"

22 comments:

  1. ...the term sloth seems to have a negative connotation.

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  2. That's an enjoyable sloth story that not only brings smiles, it makes me more aware of how lazy we tend to be sometimes because we are so blessed.

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    1. It is so nice to see you visiting here Carol. Thank you. Please call again and often; and invite your friends.

      I'm glad you enjoyed my story today. I sometimes use humour to deliver a small reminder to my lovely readers. God bless you.

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  3. I think I used to work with some of his relatives!

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    1. I know what you mean, Brian. I had them too in my work. God bless always.

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  4. We have a sloth who sits on the couch all day and doesn't even move, he sits with his friend, the sheep.

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    1. I wonder what they like watching on TV.

      God bless, Bill.

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  5. Oh, yes, I've encountered my fair share of sloths in my lifetime. Blessings, Victor!

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    1. It's like an epidemic. Either people are getting lazy or my watch has stopped.

      God bless, Martha.

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  6. The sloth arrived in time for the 3rd anniversary -- I like that! How clever you are!

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    1. If they took the bus they'd never have got there because the driver forgot the route.

      God bless, Barbara.

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  7. Hurray for us sloths!
    ---Cheerful Monk

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  8. I love sloths in the animal kingdom. Not so much mankind.

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    1. How true, Mevely. Sloth is now a fashion accessory, it seems.

      God bless always.

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  9. They certainly slow but lovable creatures.

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  10. It is good to be able to read and visit. We have a bad signal here in Pennsylvania but sure hope it improves. Love you my brother. take care and quit talking to animals, you are gonna mess 'em up!
    jack & Sherry

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    1. Hello Jack and Sherry. It is so good to see you visiting here gain. Praying you are both well and your family. God bless you all.

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  11. I got to feed a sloth at a zoo once, he was very friendly.

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