As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that exercise is not for me. It's the tortoise life for me!
Why should I exercise? I'll just sit here; just go around me.
As I got older I've discovered that I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
Funny that, I don't remember being absent-minded. Have I told you that I don't remember being absent-minded?
I often go up to the bathroom and then realise that I live in a one storey bungalow.
I ask myself if all is not lost, where is it? In life, some days, you're the dog; some days you're the tree.
Do you know that kids in the back-seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back-seat cause kids.
I think it's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. These days the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the
bathroom.
The doctor told me to exercise and I'm fitter than him. He tripped whilst out jogging across the road and a car hit him. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
Funny, I don't
remember being absent-minded. I can’t remember
whether I’ve told you all this before.
...I wish you good health!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm fitter than my doctor, Tom. God bless.
DeleteThat's way too funny and all true too!
ReplyDeleteSo glad I made you smile, Brian. God bless you.
DeleteIf you have told us these before, it doesn't matter, Victor. You made me laugh all over again - LOL! Blessings!
ReplyDeleteIt's good to laugh again and again; or have I already told you this before, Martha? God bless you.
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ReplyDeleteWould you want to live 450 years?
Why not? More people to Blog too, I expect.
DeleteGod bless, Sandi.
Laughing, now that's great facial exercise! :)
ReplyDeleteYes it is, I never thought of it as facial exercise, Bill. God bless you.
DeleteAll of these statements are noteworthy but the one about the lifespan of a tortoise resonated the most with me!
ReplyDeleteTortoises are so slow; you tell them a joke and they take ages before they get the punch-line!
DeleteGod bless, Barbara.
Exercise? Looking at my lifeline, I'd rather have quality than quantity, any day of the week. Ever see a jogger smiling?
ReplyDeleteMy doctor was not smiling when jogging, Mevely.
DeleteGod bless you.
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ReplyDelete—-CM
God bless CM.
DeleteAll is not lost, it's in the lost and found cabinet at church.
ReplyDeleteWhat a hopeful comment, Mimi. Thank you and God bless.
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