Showing posts with label disclaimers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disclaimers. Show all posts

Wednesday, 11 August 2021

Read Right

I have been told by my lawyer that every so often I must encourage my readers to Read Right.

That is to say, to read on the right hand side of this post especially at the various policies, disclaimers, copyrights and other goodies I have to tell my readers about. 

You should read the bits entitled "Cookies and Things" under my ancestor's Crest on the right =====>

My lawyer is a good chap you know. He visits his mother every week whether she wants him to or not. She has never forgiven him since that day he represented her in Court. She was suing a cat which made her allergic to its fur. The Judge dismissed the case and suggested she gets another cat. 

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Deep down he is a good man really. To help his mother with the shopping he always gives her a list of the things he needs so she can buy them for him. He says it makes her feel useful and appreciated.

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I think he went too far though when he asked her to buy four tires for his Jeep. Then he made her return them because they were the wrong size. She was really tired after all that and considered retiring as his mother. But she did not; like any good mother would not give up on her rich and successful son. 

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Anyway ... he suggested that if you have time, please spend some moments reading the bits on the right. You can start from where it says COOKIES POLICY =======>