A man is stumbling by the riverside totally drunk pulling his horse behind him. He is just too drunk to even be able to ride the horse, having tried several times and fallen off within minutes.
As he walks by the river with his horse he
comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river and shouting in a loud voice "Repent you sinners. Repent and find Jesus!"
He staggers to the river’s
edge and subsequently he falls in dragging his horse behind him.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome
by the smell of alcohol. He asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk answers, “Yes I am”.
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He
pulls him up and asks the drunk, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies, “No, I haven’t”.
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the
water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water
and asks, “Have you found Jesus, my brother?”
The drunk answers again, “No, I haven’t”.
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and he dunks
the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30
seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up.
The
preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to
the preacher, “Are you sure this is where He fell in?”
There’s a message in this joke for us
Christians. How often, whilst well-meaning, we try to tell others about our
beliefs and end up confusing them and perhaps, un-wittingly, driving them away
from God rather than towards Him.
It is worth remembering that not
everyone is at the same stage of knowing God as perhaps we are. You wouldn’t
feed a new-born baby pizza or French fries; would you? So let’s go easy with
new Christians or people who have yet to know the Lord as we do.
The best way to teach Christianity is by
living it as Jesus would want us to.
“Preach the Gospel at all times and when
necessary use words.” St Francis of Assisi.
Laughing out loud! … Then, what a great analogy; something even a drunk could understand.
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Wishing you and yours a splendid Sunday, Mevely. So glad you enjoyed today's post.
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Wise words, Victor.
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Are you sure this is where he fell in? 😂
Reminds me of Forest Gump when Lt. Dan asks him if he has found Jesus yet.
"I didn't know he was lost, sir."
Thank you so much Sandi. I like that St Francis quote. We can be good examples by our actions.
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The story is funny but the message is very clear...search for Jesus in your heart and your soul. He is there, waiting for you.
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Precisely Jan. Jesus is always near at hand if we look for Him.
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Humorous, yes, but the serious part is what we, as Christians, need to remember when trying to lead others to Jesus. Thanks, Victor, for the laugh and for the wisdom in your reflection today.
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You are very kind, Martha. Thank you.
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I probably need to look little harder.
ReplyDeletePraying for you that you find Him.
DeleteGod bless, JoeH.
Amen!
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DeleteWhen I wake up in the morning, I always say good morning to Jesus or Lord and thanks for the new day. I don't feel I have to search for him because he's always there.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful comment, Bill. Thanx.
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One friend always prayed that he would be transparent so that Jesus could be seen in him.
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Amen and amen!
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