Wednesday 15 September 2021

My dog is on Twitter

My dog has joined Twitter.

He has just tweeted the following:

"Went for a walk. Did a poo. Victor picked it up. LOL!"

25 comments:

  1. And that is the most meaningful tweet ever tweeted. Don't believe me? Read some of the others...

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    1. You're right, Sandi. People write such meaningless things on social media.

      God bless you.

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  2. ...and he has a way with words too.

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  3. Dearest Victor,
    Long abandoned Twitter! 💩
    Hugs,
    Mariette

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  4. I was once on Twitter ... for about 15 minutes. Unfortunately, brevity is not my strong suit.

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    1. I only use Twitter to post the links to my posts here. It brings in a few readers. But I don't tweet so much. Instead ... I walk the streets and every so often I say something inane. Like "A bird has nested in my beard ... My shoes have holes ..." and so on. I now have two followers ... wearing white coats and carrying large butterfly nets!

      God bless you, Mevely.

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  5. I have never felt the need for twitter. Well I will admit I don't understand it. Methinks that is smart at my age.
    But I can see your dogs reason for a good laugh.
    Sherry & jack..... spending a lot of time reading.
    PS: I'm enjoying 'Visions'. Nice sermon you wrote for the priest. YOu sure you ain't incognito? I am a little over 1/2 way, enjoying the read.

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    1. Oh I am so glad to hear you're enjoying reading my first book "VISIONS". I just had that inspiration and need to write it. Let me know what you think when you finish it. That book led to many others thereafter.

      God bless you Jack and Sherry for your kindness to me.

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  6. It's a dog's life after all, Victor!
    Blessings!

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    1. Yes ... he is fed, watered, given good lodgings, and he laughs at me when I clean up after him.

      God bless, Martha.

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    2. He will be sick of Twitter. I had to give it up! Not my thing! Blessings

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    3. I agree about Twitter. I don't use it often.

      God bless, Nells.

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  7. My dog Hero has the life we all would love to have! And YES, I pick up the poo!
    Blessings!

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    1. Some dogs have an easy life. No worries about rising costs, savings and pensions.

      God bless, Lulu.

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  8. I often wonder what dogs think of us as they watch us pick up their poo.

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    1. Good point. Because their poo is rather personal. Just like their wee - it marks their territory!

      God bless, River.

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  9. Victor you are too funny. But the Twitter people are not my style. first time I read a very ugly and profanity laced comment about Sadie Robertson who with Louie Giglio and his wife dis the shows all over the US regarding stay pure until marriage and I can not believe the hatred many had in their heart for an innocent young girl. Lo and behold twitter contacted me earlier this year to say I was banned for inappropriate tweets! I had not been over there in three years! Their loss not mine. I post all my Scripture and other "inappropriate" Facebook material at their social media page. SO they would have to sue me to get me to go away. That's why I love my blogs. Easy to hit the delete button for inappropriate chatter. Your dog is a rock star!

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