I was in my hotel room in deepest Northern Scotland. Lying on my back in bed in total darkness. It was so dark that I could not even see myself.
As my eyes adjusted to the darkness around me I still could see nothing. I did not know if my eyes were open or shut. I had to check with my hands.
Eventually, I noticed a red spot on the ceiling above me. It was a very tiny spot of light about 5 millimetres in diameter. It lasted two or three seconds then it went. About a minute later there it was again. A quick flash or red light in the same place for two seconds or so. Then again a minute or so later.
It was like a red star against a sky of total darkness. Always in the same place. Not moving.
I froze in my bed. I would have described it as a frisson going up and down my spine, but I was not in France. Just Scotland.
I thought it was probably a space ship or some UFO in my bedroom looking down at me. We always assume that UFOs are large spaceships as depicted in movies and on TV; but this is not necessarily so.
What if space aliens are tiny people or creatures only requiring flying saucers the size of saucers?
What if we've been wasting our time looking up to the sky for big ships when all the time they've already been here in tiny craft the size of a small pizza?
What if they are looking at me right now and ready to beam me up to their spaceship? Having made me tiny first of course!
I read somewhere that a spaceship turned a woman's husband into a duck. When she reported it to the police they suggested duck a l'orange for supper.
I eased myself sideways on the bed and reached for the baseball bat I always carry in my luggage for such eventualities. I'm terrified of UFOs and monsters under the bed. I resolved the latter problem by cutting the legs off my bed.
I swung the bat so hard that it knocked something straight off the sky above me.
I switched on the light and discovered I had smashed the smoke alarm into the next Galaxy.
NOTE: Why don't they put snooze buttons on smoke alarms?
...we finished renovating our house and I just put a new bed frame together. It was a close encounter.
ReplyDeleteYes Tom; I've had quite a few close encounters in the bedroom.
DeleteGod bless.
I didn't see that one coming! (Smoke detector ... not the UFO!) Many things terrify me -- particularly in the dark -- but I'd love to witness an alien spacecraft sometime.
ReplyDeleteWould you really like to witness a UFO, Mevely? I would be very frightened. What if they turned me into a duck?
DeleteKeep smiling my friend. God bless.
Rats! Only a smoke alarm . . . You had me going there for a minute, Victor.
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
Yes Martha. Some hotels have smoke alarms in the rooms now and notices advising guests not to smoke.
DeleteGod bless.
You would have noticed it was a smoke alarm if you were cooking in your bedroom. Ours goes off when we are not in the kitchen, very weird indeed.
ReplyDeleteTrue, the slightest steam from cooking sets it off.
DeleteGod bless, Bill.
That was a good read Victor :)
ReplyDeleteImportant to have smoke alarms in hotels though ...
All the best Jan
Thank you Jan. God bless.
DeleteEnjoyed that one! :)
ReplyDeleteThanx Happyone. God bless.
DeleteDearest Victor,
ReplyDeleteAt a foreign place or hotel we can 'detect' weird objects indeed!
Was your 20th viewer on YouTube.
Hugs,
Mariette
Yes, most hotels now have smoke detectors in the rooms.
DeleteGod bless, Mariette.
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DeleteI hope someday to return to Scotland. I also hope that if I get there, there'll be no UFOs, spaceships, or other weird objects around me.
ReplyDeleteScotland is such a beautiful country. Have you been haggis hunting?
DeleteGod bless, Linda.
You probably had a bowl of sticky toffee pudding before you went to sleep Victor, and then threw the bowl up to the ceiling before you went to sleep.
ReplyDeleteWhatever it was, it was a frightening experience.
DeleteGod bless, Brenda.