Yes Sir, checking your details ... for security purposes do you mind answering the pre-set questions recorded when you first opened the account with us?
Yes ... go ahead ...
What is the most traumatic thing you ever saw?
My mother-in-law's legs!
Why is that?
She fell off a ladder head first into an open trash container. All I could see was her legs flapping about on top of the bin. I had to pull her out by her legs ... that was very traumatic I tell you.
May I have your Internet password please?
You're a fathead.
What? There's no need to be offensive, Sir.
No ... no ... that is my password ... you're a fathead ... all one word, no spaces, lower case letters ...
I see ... when did you change this password?
A few days ago when the Internet failed the first time and your guy could not fix it. It worked long enough for me to change the password then it failed.
I see ... do you use the Internet a lot?
Only to write my Blog. I have a few readers who visit from time to time and they'll notice if I don't post.
Do you have a fish tank in the same room where the computer is?
No ... why do you ask?
I do ... I find fish very relaxing as they swim peacefully to and fro. Do you like fish?
Only with French fries ...
There ... I think we've restored your Internet line at our end and it should work now. I advise you change your password though!
NOTE: Sorry folks ... Internet still intermittent. I shall try to visit your Blogs if I can. In the meantime, please pray for us. Thanx. God bless.