Why do people wear T-Shirts with silly slogans?
I saw someone at the supermarket with a shirt saying
“Undress to Impress”.
Now, it’s somewhat dubious whether it is in good taste for a
woman, however pretty, to wear such a slogan.
But this was a middle aged man, and so ugly that the only
thing he’d impress would be the dead mackerel in the frozen food compartment.