Of course we're not there. If we were there I would not keep driving would I?
Don't speak to them like that. You're upsetting them.
Upsetting them? Me? They've been going on ever since we left home. Are we there yet ... are we there yet ... Can we stop to go to the toilet ... I am hungry ... I'm thirsty ... Why couldn't they go to the toilet before we left home?
Don't shout. You'll traumatise them for the rest of their lives with your shouting.
Are you kidding me? Traumatise them? What about what they are doing to me? I can't concentrate on my driving with their constant nattering and continuous demands for food drinks and toilets.
Now look what you've done! You've made them cry ... Here ... dry your tears. Don't worry about him, he is highly stressed and in some pain since they cut off that pimple on his backside. There ... that made you smile ... who's got a pimple on his bum? He has ...
Very funny.
At least I managed to soothe them and calmed them down. You really need to cool down a little and be more understanding. They can't help it at their age.
I guess you're right ... anyway ... we've now arrived at our destination as the GPS machine would say.
Here we are Mom and Dad. We've arrived back at the Seniors Home. We'll see you again next week perhaps. Bye.
