I looked in the rear view mirror and saw a turkey running behind me. I was surprised and sped a bit more, but the turkey did not give up. He kept running behind me.
I went up to 75mph and he was still there. On to 80mph and he was still behind me. I slowed down to 70mph and he overtook me.
I could see him speeding ahead like a demented chicken; but it was a turkey. I followed him down the motorway.
He pulled out his left wing and turned left at speed. I chased after him.
He kept running, then pulled out his right wing and turned right into a farm yard.
I followed him and put the brakes hard so as not to hit him. He stood there, looked at me, and then walked off.
That's when I noticed he had three legs.
As I got out the car a farmer came out of the barn and said, "I be farmer McDonald, what do ye want?"
"That turkey there has three legs!" I said.
"That's right," the farmer replied, "I breed them. Got plenty of them!"
"How come?" I asked.
"Well for Christmas I like a turkey leg, my wife likes a turkey leg, and our son likes a turkey leg. So I bred this new breed called Tripod!" he explained.
"What do they taste like?" I asked.
"Dunno! Never caught one yet!" he shrugged.
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