There are so many sayings and truisms, (or semi-truisms), which people often quote to make an obvious point. Like, "Take one day at a time", as if it is possible to take all the days together.
I have prepared a list of such sayings which you might find useful to add to your conversation at your next party or gathering.
You are unique and one of a kind in inducing boredom
Your life can be what you want it to be as long as you leave me alone
Stop, Listen and then Act the fool
Within you are so many answers, all wrong
Make Timely Decisions some other time
Do not compare yourself with others; they are better than you
Life is full of choices; one of them is to keep your distance from me
What you don't like, others may also not like; I don't like you
Your thoughts are things; so keep them to yourself
Remember that a little everyday will get you nowhere
Rome was not built in a day; because I was not the building contractor
To thine own self be true; boring as you are
That which does not kill us makes us stronger; except diarrhoea
Be the change you wish to see in the world; like clean underwear
Breathe in courage, breathe out wind, break wind often
This too shall pass, with a good laxative
Hold your head up ... ... ...
...quite a collection of "one liners!"
ReplyDeleteThey help keep people away from me at parties.
DeleteGod bless, Tom.
Dearest Victor,
ReplyDeleteYou managed to publish quite a list of said sayings and added your own 'stinky' truism 🤓
Hugs,
Mariette
That's why I'm so popular amongst very few friends, Mariette.
DeleteGod bless.
Perfect as you don't need that many! Why try to be popular?!
DeleteDefinitely some good ones here. Will I remember them at an appropriate time? Probably not.
ReplyDeleteCopy them on your cellphone and then at parties pretend to check your text messages, Kathy.
DeleteGod bless.
Got a big laugh out of these, Victor!
ReplyDeleteMy fav:
"Within you are so many answers, all wrong"
😂
Glad I made you smile, Sandi. Another favourite I use is: "I would love to agree with you but then we'd be both wrong!" That usually shuts the other person up at parties. I'm so glad when people avoid me.
DeleteGod bless you my friend.
Good ones.
ReplyDeleteThanx Christine. God bless.
DeleteGreat blast from the past, that song!
ReplyDeleteLike my father, I've always enjoyed bathroom humor. Thanks for the chuckles!
Indeed, a great song with a powerful message. I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and also my new slogans to use at parties.
DeleteKeep smiling, Mevely. God bless you and your family.
You got the one liners down, when are the two lines expected to come. :)
ReplyDeleteI can't afford two-liners with inflation being what it is.
DeleteGod bless, Bill.
Some of the best one-liners I've ever read, Victor. Bravo!
ReplyDeleteThank you Martha. I thought I would adapt some often used truisms. Trying to make them more relevant to what I truly believe. For example, I so dislike the saying, "Never leave for tomorrow what you can do today!"
DeleteIt doesn't work for me. I find if I leave something for tomorrow my wife will do it anyway. So you see, it was worth leaving it after all1 (Joke).
God bless and keep smiling.
A collection of great one liners. :)
ReplyDeleteThanx Happyone. God bless.
DeleteA good collection here Victor :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend Wishes.
All the best Jan
Glad I made you smile, Jan. God bless.
Delete"Your life can be what you want it to be as long as you leave me alone" -- i may borrow that one!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mimi. This one helps keep people away from me.
DeleteGod bless you.