A wet man on the beach does not mean he was in the sea.
The shortest day is always in winter.
In the graffiti of life you are a footnote.
A fallen tree in the forest with no witness to see it remains upright.
A bicycle with a broken wheel is not a mono-cycle.
Glasses are for seeing not drinking.
It does not matter whether your cup is half full or half empty as long as it does not leave a stain on the table.
As one door closes another opens outwards and hits you in the face.
The two words to open doors for you in life are "Pull" and "Push".
In the darkest night of your life your torch battery will have died.
If your drink tastes funny, you've squeezed a budgie instead of a lemon.
All roads lead to Rome but only in Italy.
Never leave to tomorrow what you can delegate to someone else today.
And finally ...
During a
check-up the patient asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy
life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury
is in Uranus right now."
The patient said, "I don't go in for any of that
astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer
just broke."
...it always said that The shortest day is always in winter, but all days have 24 hours.
ReplyDeleteYes Tom, but here in the UK, in winter, because of the cold everything contracts and each hour is only 59 minutes.
DeleteGod bless.
Thanks for all of these chuckles here today, Victor. I really laughed at the last one. Blessings!
ReplyDeleteSo glad you enjoyed today's offerings, Martha. Thank you so much for your visit. God bless you and yours.
DeleteOUCH!!!!!! on the 'finally', The subtle hint just hit me!
ReplyDeleteLove it!!! That could shorten a life!!
I always like to end on a memorable "and finally"; Jack.
DeleteBest wishes to you and Sherry and family. God bless.
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ReplyDeleteCheerful Monk
DeleteGod bless, CM.
Deletelol, thanks for humour, Victor. :)
ReplyDeleteKeep smiling, Bill. God bless you.
DeleteGreat bits of wisdom, Victor. That first one made me giggle aloud, the third humbling.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mevely for your insight. Regarding the third entry about graffiti. I always wondered, when they come to write the history of this period, will we feature much in what we have done individually or collectively? After all, what is the "present" generation? People aged in their 20s and 30s? 40s? More than that?
DeleteGod bless always dear friend.
Some humour to start the week is always welcome ...
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
Thank you, Jan. I'm so pleased you liked today's post. God bless always.
DeleteFunny! :)
ReplyDeleteGod bless, K. Thank you.
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