You are unique and one of a kind in inducing boredom
Your life can be what you want it to be as long as you leave me alone
Stop, Listen and then Act the fool
Within you are so many answers, all wrong
Make Timely Decisions some other time
Do not compare yourself with others; they are better than you
Life is full of choices; one of them is to keep your distance from me
What you don't like, others may also not like; I don't like you
Your thoughts are things; so keep them to yourself
Remember that a little everyday will get you nowhere
Rome was not built in a day; because I was not the building contractor
To thine own self be true; boring as you are
That which does not kill us makes us stronger; except diarrhoea
Be the change you wish to see in the world; like clean underwear
Breathe in courage, breathe out wind, break wind often
This too shall pass, with a good laxative
Hold your head up ... ... ...
...I love one liners!!!
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Laughing out loud about the "potty humor."
ReplyDelete😂😂😂. One liners can sure keep us laughing ..
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, Victor! I laughed at all of them. Blessings!
ReplyDeleteThe one line master. Thanks for the laughs. :)
ReplyDeleteGreat one liners!!
ReplyDeleteHi Victor: I have been missing in action, love this post, Hold Your Head Up is one of my favs.
ReplyDeleteThank-you for sharing.
Gods Blessings on you and yours
Catherine
Goodness! That song was in 1972!!!
ReplyDeleteThe years fly by don't they.
Talking of which ... it's now October and I wish you a happy and peaceful new month.
All the best Jan
Thank you for the many smiles!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs today!
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