Business venture

 

Dear friends,

I wish to invite you to a new business venture which will not only increase your investment but will put you at the forefront of the beauty industry.

I have teamed up with an innovative laboratory which has created the answer to everyone's dream.

You have heard of breast augmentation, and also thighs and backside uplifts and increases; or for some people muscle increases and a beautiful strong figure ... well, this is the next step in how to enhance your looks with no surgery or pain whatsoever.

This is a new cream which, when applied sparingly on your nose, will make it grow a few millimetres at a time. At first the growth will be unnoticeable, but in a short period of two weeks you can have a nose twice the size of your current one. This is an offer not to be sniffed at.

Imagine a longer or bulkier nose. And the more you apply the cream the more the nose will grow.

In some laboratory tests individuals had a nose which enters a room a few seconds before them. 

Think of the advantages of a bigger nose. You can lie to your heart's content and no one will know. You can smell in the dark. You can identify with pinpoint accuracy who broke wind in the elevator. In confined spaces you'll be able to absorb more oxygen than anyone else. You can ring the doorbell with your nose when your hands are full. This and many other features are at your disposal with a new bigger nose.

Big noses are the fashionable trend this winter. 

Do not miss this opportunity to invest in a fledgling new industry which will make you rich beyond compare. Do not turn your nose up at this offer. 

Please phone me for more details. Use your nose to dial my number and see how difficult it is with your current size and shape.