Showing posts with label Bible Quote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bible Quote. Show all posts

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

The day Noah got drunk

THE DAY NOAH GOT DRUNK

It's in the Bible.

Noah was a farmer and
he was the first man to ever plant
a vineyard.
He made wine,
drank it,
and became drunk.
He then took off all his clothes,
and lay naked in his tent.
His son Ham (what a name)
saw Noah naked and
he took photos with his cell-phone
and posted them on Facebook.
GENESIS 9:20-22.

Monday, 1 September 2014

The Naughty Bits

I was thinking about Adam and Eve the other day. You know how the story goes ...

There they were, Adam and Eve going around happily in the Garden of Eden totally naked and not worrying about anything, except perhaps getting too close to the cactus, or standing near a hot radiator or oven.

Then one day they meet a snake!

Now I don't know about you, but if I were naked and met a snake I'd quickly cover up my bits in case he took a bite.  

If the snake actually talked to me ... well ... I'd probably poop in my non-existing pants rather than engage in conversation with him.

Anyway ... what I don't understand is, after they ate the forbidden fruit, how did Adam and Eve know which are the naughty bits they should cover?

Why not cover their knees for instance? Or their elbows?

Can you imagine? If they'd covered their heads instead; today we'd all be going around naked wearing our underpants on our heads!

Monday, 25 August 2014

Ladies ... Please Fight Fair !!!

LADIES !!!
PLEASE FIGHT FAIR

It says so in the Bible.

If two men are having a fight
and the wife of one
tries to help her husband
by grabbing hold of
the other man's genitals,
show her no mercy ...
DEUTERONOMY 25:11
So there !!!