A raven and a crow,
Came to my window one evening
As it was getting dark
“Who’s the most menacing?”
They asked.
“It depends” I replied.
“Who are you trying to menace?”
“You … you idiot!”
They said in unison.
“We’re menacing you!”
“Menacing is an indication of an inferiority complex!”
I remarked calmly.
They looked at each other and flew away to menace someone
else.
