The Y Files are secret documents hidden away from us because they contain information that we are not yet ready to accept or understand. Despite their constant attempts to resolve these mysteries, two intrepid investigators have so far constantly failed to get any answers to the questions in the Y Files.
Questions like:
Y does the Earth rotate on itself and around the Sun instead of bouncing up and down like any ball would do?
Y do vegetarian sausages and burgers have the same shape as meat ones? Y can't vegetarians invent their own shapes instead of stealing ours?
Y when you use shoe polish to clean your shoes does the polish go on the shoe rather than remain on the cloth you use or in the tin?
Y are pasta shapes priced differently in the shops when they are made of the same ingredients?
Y is it wrong on many levels to break wind in an elevator?
Y is there always a bit of sauce left in the bottom of a ketchup bottle which will not come out?
Y is it impossible to put the toothpaste back in the tube when your kids have over-squeezed it?
Y are they called Y Front underpants when in fact the Y shape is upside down?
Y are rainbows arc shaped and not triangular or squares?
Y do burps suddenly appear every time I drink beer?
Y so many questions with no answers?
Y are the answers my friends blowing in the wind?
Y so much wind?
You are invited to submit your own Y questions.
The truth is out there - but we are not ready for it!
