OK Folks ... join in.
You'll soon get the idea and add your own sayings below:
You
can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
To write with a
broken pencil is pointless.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from
the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake
fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve
months.
I got some batteries that were given out free
of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They
fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead give-away.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a
dress.
Did you hear about the guy
whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two
tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine
last week is now fully recovered.
Thieves who steal corn from
a garden could be charged with stalking.
He had a photographic memory but it was never
fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair
she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the
point of it.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew
on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher
who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
The professor discovered
that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
When you get a bladder infection, urine
trouble.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun
went, and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just
can't put it down
A chicken crossing the road:
poultry in motion.
He broke into song because
he couldn’t find the key.
When you’ve seen one
shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
And from Groucho Marx "The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you've finished".
