Happy New Year to all our readers.
Wishing you
Happiness and Joy
Hope and Good Health
Here are 10 New Year Resolutions you might wish to try
If you want to lose weight stop weighing yourself. The scales are always wrong anyway.
Stop throwing dead squirrels and frogs into your neighbour's garden. It is not friendly.
Do not take too many selfie-photos. You may crash the car whilst driving at the same time.
Do not worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow has already happened in Australia.
Do not judge someone else unless you have walked a mile or more in his shoes; then you'll be accused of stealing his shoes.
Do not help old ladies to cross the road. Usually, old ladies hopping from foot to foot at the edge of the sidewalk want to go home to the bathroom, not cross the road.
Do not leave for tomorrow what you can do the day after that or never. Delegate it to someone else to do.
Do not buy perfume or after-shave lotion that smells worse than your body odour.
Do not waste time worrying whether the glass is half-full or half-empty; as long as it does not leave a wet stain on your table. A coaster on the bottom will avoid such a problem. That's the glass bottom; not your bottom. Unless you want to start a new fashion in these crazy times.
Try to smile and laugh more often. A feather duster in your underpants will increase your chances of doing so.
WHERE'S MY FEATHER DUSTER GONE?
GOD BLESS
Thank you. God bless.
AN APPEAL TO ALL OUR READERS:
If you enjoy visiting here and smile at the humourous articles, or reflect at the Christian ones which I publish from time to time; why not do someone else a favour as part of your New Year's resolution? Please invite someone else to visit us here and share or contribute to our conversation.
All of you, my loyal readers, are precious to me. Whether you comment in my posts or whether you visit and leave without saying a word. Whoever you are, I am praying for you.
