Which came first? Global warming which melted all the ice glaciers or global cooling which brought the ice age? I asked my AI program. It replied, "Why do you want to know you nosey git?"
It was a woman's voice. I reckon Google must be a woman because she knows everything but will not always tell you.
I said nothing further. I guess a woman will always have the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
As I was saying before my thoughts interrupted me; I was in the attic cleaning it with my wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair. It's been a week now and she says she still remembers it as if it was last week.
Here's another thought, are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
Can any of you explain this to me? : A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.” I don't understand it; do you?
Or this one: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.
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