More Humour

 

MORE OF MY HUMOUR TO KEEP ME AMUSED … HA … HA… HA …

If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

I have crossed a homing pigeon with a woodpecker. It not only delivers the message; it also knocks on the door.

A naked woman robbed a bank - Nobody could remember her face.

Nuns wear the same outfit every day. Must be a habit, I guess.

Due to inflation, a picture now only paints 200 words.

Studies say most stabbings are committed by someone close to the victim. Within arm’s length, to be specific.

I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.

Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother? Sudden Lee.

The shortest sentence is “I am.” The longest sentence is “I do.”

A cop pulled me over and asked me, “Where were you between 5 and 6?” I replied, “Kindergarten.”

I visited a postcard factory yesterday. It was good, but nothing to write home about.

Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters.

I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.