Are you symmetrical?

 

As you know, for some reason or other, our bodies are not symmetrical. If you were to draw a straight vertical line down your body from head to toe you will notice that both sides are not the same. Why this should be so I do not know, but a fact it is.

Look in the mirror. The left side of your face is not the same as the right. You'll notice many differences if you look hard enough. The same applies to your whole body.

I stood in front of a full-length mirror and noticed it for the first time ... ... ... that one ear is the size of a tennis racket and the other is much larger and slightly lower. The only way to have them level is to have my head tilted a little.

Once I noticed this anomaly my life changed suddenly. Last week I tripped on my ear and fell down the stairs. I don't know how it happened. I was asked, "did you miss a step?" I replied, "No, I hit every one of them!"

When I went out a gust of wind caught my large ear and I turned round and round like a revolving hotel door. I looked like a pirouetting ballerina dancing on the spot.

One advantage is that I don't have to walk to work any more. I put on my roller skates and as the wind catches my ears I just glide all the way to my office. A bit difficult to stop at the traffic lights though. The other day a police car chased me and could not catch me up. I got home first.

A disadvantage, however, is that if my ears flap in the office or in a restaurant the accompanying wind soon turns into a gale and blows the whole furniture all over the place.

One more thing I noticed whilst standing in front of the full-length mirror that is not the same size and symmetrical ... ... ... my nostrils.

Which part of you is not symmetrical and what can you tell us about it?