Stupid Things People Say

 

I'm amazed at the number of stupid things people say these days. Has stupidity become the current currency and no one told me? If so, I'd be rich and can compete with the best of them.

Here are some examples I heard lately:

On a TV dating program: "I am very spiritual. I believe the Universe will send me the woman of my dreams; the one to spend eternity with."

What does that mean exactly? Will his girl be from out of this world? A Martian maybe? How can he believe the Universe will send him anything? If he thinks the moon will influence his love-life he is on the way to becoming a lunatic.

On another TV program dealing with fashion: "I would like a future husband of mine to dress well. It doesn't matter what he looks like or what he thinks, as long as he dresses well!"

Good choice lady. Your future mate may be a lazy, drunken good for nothing, or of doubtful character and personal values, but as long as he wears the latest designer clothes he'll be the one for you. Have you thought of marrying a T shirt and a pair of jeans instead? Less hassle and they won't cheat on you as long as you have them in the cupboard. 

Here's another good one: "I know nothing about politics but I can debate it with the best of them."

Just great. This self-confessed ignoramus reminds me of a number of politicians I know.

An interview on TV: "I collect rocks because they speak to me. Their vibration affects our moods and our very existence. This rock here for instance would help your memory. Say you have an exam to revise for; the previous night whilst you're revising hold on to this rock in your hand. The next day take it to your exam and you will remember what you studied."

Well, this one surprised me. Personally, I would stay at home and send the rock to sit the exam instead.

On a "relationships" program: "We've been married happily for three years. We have no children. We'd like to experiment in an open relationship with other couples; it will improve our sex life and we learn from other people. I am quite happy to go with another man or another woman too. My husband agrees and is happy to do the same!"

I'm guessing this young couple will not live happily ever after. But then, who am I to know????

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The above have been examples of what's been on my TV lately ... apart from dust on the screen. Sometimes the dust is more entertaining.

Is it just me, or is the world moving too fast these days?