Do they work from home? Is that why we don't see many of them in the streets? And if we saw them would we recognise them as aliens from outer space? Do they look different from us?
And do they have navels? That is important as it could be a distinguishing feature between them and us. That is if they look like us. Anyone without a navel is from another planet because they reproduce differently.
What if they look like an animal? A dog, cat, bird, pigeon, fish or whatever. What if your pet is in fact an alien from outer-space spying on you and sending messages to its home planet about you? Were you there at your pet's birth? No? So how can you be so sure it is not a space creature in pet form?
I say this because a friend of ours is convinced that aliens from outer-space have turned her husband into a carrot. She woke up one morning and her husband had gone. He hasn't been seen since. Instead, there beside her in bed was a giant carrot. She said it's not the same as cuddling in bed with her husband.
The police suggested that maybe her husband just left her. Or he went on holiday without her. Which begs another question: where do aliens from outer-space go on holidays? Do they go somewhere sunny and hot? Or somewhere freezing cold? Or underwater perhaps? Do they like to eat foreign foods? But then, what foods do they eat? Pizza?
Do they have tattoos? Why are they here? Do they like chocolates?
A scientist friend of mine who specialises in baking pizzas believes that we are all descendants from aliens from outer space. They visited us years ago when their own planet disintegrated like in the Superman story. They came here in their millions and we are their offspring.
Personally, I think he is wrong. I believe we have evolved from cauliflowers. You can tell by the similarities between us humans and cauliflowers. For example, many people are unable to think. Just like a cauliflower. It just sits there and does nothing. Just like humans do in front of the TV.
So there you have it. We are either descendants from aliens from outer-space or we have evolved from cauliflowers.
Science is undecided and awaiting a decision from AI.
...I think that we have evolved from cauliflowers.
ReplyDeleteI agree Tom, some people are on the slow path of evolution and are still 90% cauliflowers. I know quite a few around here.
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lol. There are times for sure when I do think some of my friends are Aliens!
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ReplyDeleteHi Shug; the simplest way to identify whether your friends are aliens from outer-space is to check if they have a navel (belly button). Aliens do not have a navel because they don't reproduce like us. I appreciate it is not always easy, or polite, to check if someone has a navel or not. Another distinguishing feature is big ears. Female aliens have big ears because that's where babies pop out of. If it's twins they pop out simultaneously from both ears. This will of course not help you identify male aliens.
DeleteMy scientist friend told me all this. I hope it helps.
God bless.
What exactly is our alien connection? Are they dwelling among us? Are they even real? I think only God has the answer to that! Blessings, Victor!
ReplyDeleteI have asked God all this. He told me to mind my own business.
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I enjoy cauliflower -- but don't much warm to the idea of consuming an ancestor. Perhaps aliens are angel ambassadors, "sent down to us from somewhere up above."
ReplyDeleteThe evolution happened years ago, Mevely. People evolved from cauliflowers and many have mentally remained in that state of intelligence. I'm sure you've met people doing certain things and you thought, "Why did they do that? No sane or intelligent person would have done such a thing!" It's the cauliflower DNA in their bodies that make people behave stupid.
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I'm going to go with no. LOL I have enough to worry about these days then to add that to it!
ReplyDeleteWhat if aliens from outer space have evolved from carrots? Or what if our pet dog is a space alien communicating everything we do to the mother-ship? So many things to worry about.
DeleteGod bless, Sandie.
If the aliens are so smart, I think they've stayed away from us.
ReplyDeleteGood point, Mimi ... but ... but .... maybe they are here to eat all our chocolate?
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But where are their alien cemeteries? Or do they just cremate? You can tell it's an alien graveyard. Instead of crosses on their tombstones, they have flying saucers. :-P
ReplyDeleteHi Victor.
Hello Manny. How good to see you visiting here again after such a long time. Thank you. I hope you and yours are doing well.
DeleteMaybe the aliens take back their dead to their planet. I have seen it on Star Trek. I think it was the Borg; they took back their dead back to their space ship and probably used them as spare parts for other damaged Borgs.
God bless.
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