... ... after the evening meal, my boss, a woman
in her early thirties, went up to her room. Before she left the table she asked
me discretely to follow her a few minutes later. She gave me a duplicate
plastic card to use in that contraption which opens the hotel room door. She
said she wanted to discuss my annual appraisal report.
I was hesitant at first. I sipped my
coffee slowly to waste time and to gather enough courage to decide what to do.
My boss was not one to argue with. When she said, “Jump” we replied, “How high”,
rather than question her request – or should I say her command.
A few minutes later I entered her room
and it was empty. I said loudly, "Hello ... anyone here?"
Her voice replied from the bathroom,
"I'm in the shower. Come in!"
I was astounded and frightened at this
request which, as I said earlier, sounded more like a command.
My boss had a certain reputation amongst
the office gossip grapevine but I never quite believed it. It seemed that now
was the time for me to sample such a reputation.
I did not know what to do, especially
since my future career at this firm depended so much on her and her appraisal
of me. I hesitated for a while.
"Get a move on," she cried
impatiently from the bathroom, "I'm not going to wait all night!"
Those were her exact words; I still
remember them clearly. She obviously meant business and my future life flashed
in front of my eyes.
I was totally confused. I sought
guidance from my abbreviated Catechism which I carried in my pocket but I could
not find an answer in a hurry. They really should have a better index in those
books.
I took off my jacket and put it on the
back of the chair. Then I took off my shoes. I had a big hole in one of my
socks!
Before I could go on any further she
came out of the bathroom fully clothed and speaking on her cell-phone.
Apparently you get a better reception in the shower than anywhere else in her
hotel room.
"Why have you taken your shoes off?"
she asked.
"I did not want to dirty the
carpet!" I replied unconvincingly.
I wonder if she believed me. Fortunately
I got a good annual appraisal although she did say I often get the wrong end of
the stick.
*******
AS I QUOTE MYSELF is not a biography of a famous celebrity, or other
well known personality telling you how they made it good from extreme
poverty to being as successful as they are today. Instead, these are the
memoirs of someone you’ve probably never heard of, (unless you’re
related to him), but yet with a story to tell.
A series of calamities and misfortunes with humourous outcomes which are
sure to make you smile, if not laugh out loud. At least that’s what he
hopes!
AS I QUOTE MYSELF are the memoirs of no one in particular except
the one from whose memories they originate.
*******
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***** Victor's imagination knows no bounds! Were I only to possess a kernel ... but will be content to applaud from the sidelines. Myra G.
***** I
was first introduced to Victor's work in the blogging world. I was so
enamored with his great sense of humor, that I never hesitated when he
announced this book on his blog, "Time for Reflections". It is so
refreshing to read a humorous book filled with wit and humor without the
need to spice it up with vulgar language or sexual undertones. Victor
shows us, page after page, life is quite humorous -especially when you
don't mind making yourself the brunt of the joke. An easy to
read - delightful page turner - Victor has once again hit a home run with
this little charmer! LJC.
***** I
did not know that as the author of this book I could leave a review;
but I tell you folks, my memoirs made me laugh so much I had to write
them sitting down. A book not to be missed especially if you are
throwing it at someone. Makes an ideal Christmas or Birthday present to
someone you don't like. A book with non-boomerang qualities. Will not
return when thrown. The only book in the world written slowly to make it
last longer. Not edible but can be grilled or barbecued safely. Victor S E Moubarak.
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